Reply #25: it's been awhile since i read any of the classics [View All]

[ragin_acadian]

but here is my idea for the extraordinary gentlemen II:

heathcliff from wuthering heights steals the time machine. he goes back in time and gets the headless horseman, and the puritans from the crucible. then he goes forward in time and steals ricardo montahlbahn off the set of wrath of kahn, and mikhail kalishnokav as he invents the AK. he proceeds to build the red october, at which point michael jay fox and christopher lloyd have to interrupt the space time continuum to get alex baldwin and james earl jones to hijack the red october. meanwhile, sal from "on the road" rescues mina harker from being exposed to the sun: they fall in love, while heathcliff is trying to take over the world with meth addicted morlocks, and okies from the grapes of wrath. alan quartermain comes back from the dead to rescue tom sawyer from being tortured by ricardo montahlbahn, while james earl jones becomes the new invisible man (he gets fed up with the script and quits), after beating the crap out of chuck norris in a kung fu tournament, captain nemo blows up the red october, and goes hot rodding with jane eyre.

what do you think? does it do justice to the first movie?

if sean connery turns this script down, we'll know if he has any integrity left.