My hilarious dream last night.....it involved a couple of DUers [View All]

[Bouncy Ball]

I dreamed that I went to this huge hospital because apparently something was wrong with me. My doctor was Rabrrrrrr. He ran all these tests and then walked me down a long hallway and said "We can't really help you, but here's the billing department." I was confused, but went in.

Skittles was sitting behind a computer typing away and started talking to me, giving me all kinds of gossip on the doctors in the hospital and what bastages they were. Then she said, "Oh your treatment is here."

"My treatment?"

"Yeah," she said, "he's going to paint your toenails."

Who? I turn around and see MrScorpio walk up to me with a bottle of BLUE nail polish. Just at that moment some Barry White music starts up and MrScorpio says "take off those shoes."

I do as he says and he is painting my toenails blue (and doing an excellent job) when suddenly the entire office is FILLED with tiny fluffy puppies. I mean you can't even see the floor. Skittles squeals and screams "IT'S A PUPPY FLOOD!" and we pick them up and cuddle them and smell their puppy breath and giggle a lot.

Then I woke up, my cell phone was ringing.