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Ron Mexico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:53 AM
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33. Five Democrats and a Republican are discussing Katrina relief.
While the Democrats are debating which supplies would be of the most use along with the cash they were going to send, the Republican stands up and says "I don't know why you bother. Fuck these losers if they didn't buy insurance."

Suddenly, a live cable snaps through the ceiling, smacks the Republican in the head and sends enough electricity through him to make his eyeballs boil and explode. The Republican falls to the floor, dead.

There really isn't a punchline here, but you did ask me to make you laugh.

:)
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