A matchup by matchup breakdown of Ohio State vs. Michigan [View All]

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Yes, it is that time of year again where millions of midwesterners overeat, drink heavily, and yell vulgarities in a stadium or at a television more than usual. Yes, you guessed it, it is Ohio State vs. Michigan week. Well it is time for me to do a breakdown matchup of the cultural differences between the two states and see who has the best advantage.

So here it is for those of us going through "Ohio State/Michigan week".

OHIO STATE

VERSUS

MICHIGAN

Politics
Ohio governer elect=

Ted Strickland a blue collar democratic Congressional Represenitive from Southeastern Ohio whose constituants included the Appalachian emmigrant community.

Michigan governer elect=

A freeloading Canadian woman.

Advantage: Ohio State.

School/state rock song
Ohio State's=

"Hang on Sloopy" by The McCoys.

Michigan's=

"Snowbird" by Ann Murray.

Advantage: Ohio State.

Thing's both states can make burn.
Michigan:
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The city of Detroit.

Ohio:

The Cuyahoga river.

Advantage: Ohio State.

Fans.
Ohio State:

Often draw comparisons to English soccer hooligans.

Michigan:

Often have to inform sex offender registries when they follow their team.

Advantage: OH-IO.

Worst thing ever done politically by a coach or player.
Ohio State:

Supported Nixon.

Michigan:

Pardoned Nixon.

Advantage: Ohio State.

:D:party::toast::bounce:
Can't wait till Sateurday

GO BUCKS!!