Reply #35: Pooch? POOCH? It's Amerigo Ves PYOOCH-ee, not VesPOOCHee. And ya call yerself I-tralian? [View All]

[hisownpetard]

I'll hear no more of it. Man can't even pronounce his own name.

And - as is the case with all insufferable blow-hards - you eventually blew down your OWN house of cards by revealing more than you
intended to. Happens every time! Give a PYOOCH enough rope and he'll hang himself. It may take longer than with others, because he has to
figure out how to make the loop so it doesn't get all tangled in his gold chain, but be patient, he'll get to it when he gets to it!

The matter in question is your braggadoccio description of how you - big, strong guy! - made those kids run home to Mama.
You said they were bawlin' - cryin' their eyes out, right? And they went running home to Mama, and what did she do?
She wiped their noses - and "powdered their little bottoms."

Excuuuse me? They're CRYING, not CHAFING!! Why would she go right for their little bottoms and POWDER THEM, unless there
was some kind of unhealthy relationship going on there? And was your assumption made, based on the behavior patterns in
YOUR OWN family? HMMMM???? Answer THAT, Pyooch-boy.

And now, if you don't mind, I must tend to some tasks which await, e.g. need to pack for a holiday trip. Can't wait to use
my new GYOO-CHEE bag.

Hmphh.