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[Dr. Strange]

I don't think you red that correctly:

¹Now the tax collectors and telemarketers were all gathering around to hear him. ²But the Freepers were all like, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them and stuff."

³Then Jesus told them this parable: ⁴"Suppose one of you has a bunch of M&Ms and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost M&M until he finds it?"

⁵And the Freepers said, "No."

⁶But Jesus said, "What if it was a green M&M?"

⁷And the Freepers admitted that they would go in search of the green M&M.

⁸And so Jesus continued, "And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it in his hands ('cause it melts not in your hands, but rather in your mouth) ⁹and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, 'Rejoice with me; I have found my lost M&M.' ¹⁰And the neighbors look at him like WTF? And he says, 'It was a green one,' and they nod their heads in agreement. ¹¹I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent."