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[LynneSin]

I was taking my friend's dog outside to her. My friend was outside on the cell phone and the dog was inside being annoying as hell because she wanted to be outside with her owner (my friend). This was a big Golden Retriever. The rest of us were inside watching a movie and were getting annoyed with the dog. So I put the dog on the leash and took her around back so my friend could watch her own dog instead of having the dog annoy us.

So as we get around back, the damn dog got so excited it ran up the steps. Of course I'm using the arm that I can pop my shoulder out of my socket so I hear my shoulder pop out (I got it popped back in no problem) but my shin catches on the wooden steps of the deck. So my right shin is all scuffed up. To make matters even worse, after the dog was taken by her owner, I step back into a fricking cactus plant. What the hell are cactus doing in the Mid-Atlantic states (little flat stuff).

:grr: