Reply #7: You should start with the youngest people on your list. [View All]

[Bucky]

I'm assuming you're wanting to kill evil people. And young evil people are the ones with the most potential to change and become good, decent contributors to society. So definitely kill them first. Because in the end, there's only X number of slots for people in Heaven and only Y=N-X number of slots for people in Hell (Let N equal the total quantity of human souls that St Peter and God will judge with value X being those who go to Heaven and Y being those who go to Hell, such that X+Y=N).

Thus it stands to reason that if you "lock in" to Hell-bound status those with the greatest potential for moving from category Y to category X, you improve your own chances of being an X yourself, which you totally need given the fact that you're such a cold blooded killer, although to your credit you can always point out to God that you were only killing evil people and that will probably get him to change his mind, which he's really pretty famous for doing, which reminds me that this is a run on sentence.