Reply #133: 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' and 'Freddy Got Fingered." [View All]

[Danger Mouse]

About 'Manos': Even MST3K couldn't make that turd watchable.
It's not even 'so-bad-it's-good' bad. It's just BAD. It is painfully dull. It is horribly filmed. Nothing really happens. What does happen is incredibly stupid. The dialogue would make Ed Wood blush. The acting is every bit as good as the dialogue. Everything about it is amateur, stupid, pointless and dull. The only redeeming factor it has is Torgo, and no, Torgo does not even come close to making up for what a steaming pile the rest of the movie is. It's somewhat unfair to make fun of a movie with such a low budget, though, so.

However, taking shots at a movie that so clearly had no budget and even less effort is too easy, so I also really hated...
'Freddy Got Fingered.' This is the single most repulsive movie I've ever seen, and I've seen John Carpenter's 'The Thing.' This movie is just one disgusting set-piece after another. This movie killed what was left of Tom Green's career, and thank God. I don't think humanity would've survived a sequel to this garbage. What's so bad about it? The scene where Tom Green does...something...to a horse. Later he...he...does something....to an elephant...and then there's this dead deer and then there's his girlfriend who's paralyzed from the waist down so he...
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I can't go on.