Ways to handle telemarketers [View All]

[ashling]

My daughter and I were sitting in my office when some car warranty place called. She picked up the phone, but they hung up first. I picked up the other phone. We decided that next time they or some telemarketer calls we need to tag team:

"I'VE GOT IT!"

"NO, I'VE GOT IT, YOU CAN HANG UP NOW"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I CAN HANG UP - YOU HANG UP!"

"GODDAMIT! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT! HANG UP THE GOD DAMNED PHONE!"

"Me? MEEE? LISTEN YOU UNGRATEFUL -"

I"M UNGRATEFUL? I'M UNGRATEFUL???
"JUST HANG UP THE FUCKING FUCKEtY FUCK PHONE!!!!"

"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUCKETY FUCKING? YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF DAMNE NERVE WITH YOUR -"

etc., etc., etc. as needed


Another one we thought of:

"I'm sooo glad you called. I wanted to tell you about our Lord Jesus Christ and how YOU can accept him today as your personal Lord and savior..."