Let's make the campaign a reality TV show [View All]

[Uncle Sinister]

The mechanics are already in place. Two tribes, exotic locations, secret alliances, obsessed fans, non-stop video.

We just need to take the next step, "Who Wants To Be The Next American President?"

A 12-week campaign, we get to vote off one tribe member every week. We'll grant immunity based on specious polls, ask them rediculous and humiliating question, analyze their runway walk, embarrass them at every opportunity, take them away from anything and everything that grounds them to the real world, and claim it's WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!

Wonder if I can sell it to VH1?