"Does John McCain require his mistress to wear a flag pin?" and other questions for McCain on Sunday [View All]

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John Aravosis over at Americablog truly wants to know.

George "If I can find someone to ask a question, evan an idiotic question on camera, or if I can copy a question verbatim between shits and giggles with Sean Hannity, that means ITS RELAVANT to ALL OF AMERICA, DAMMIT" Stephanopolous will be hosting John McCain this Sunday on his show, This Week.

So George, after reading his blog, I know that question is now on my mind. And, after seeing it posted here, on DKos and Americablog, that means its all over the internet, right? So now it needs to be answered - it might come up in the GE, after all. That, along with some other crucial questions for Senator McCain are listed in a nice, orderly fashion - already prepared. All typed up. You won't even have to take notes, like you did with Hannity, you can just print it out!

1. Adultery. McCain reportedly was seeing his second wife while still married to his first wife. And, then we have the issue of the blond lobbyist who looks like McCain's second wife. America deserves answers.

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4. Old age. John McCain is old, everyone knows it. I love my parents, they're in their late 70s, they're great people, but they probably shouldn't be president at this age. John McCain would be the oldest new president EVER if he gets elected (and we all saw what happened to Reagan in his second term). I hope we'll be seeing some hard hitting questions about McCain being simply too old.

5. That enormous thing on the side of McCain's face. McCain had skin cancer a few years ago. He now has some enormous thing on the side of his face that no one is talking about. I want to know why we shouldn't be worried that John McCain is going to get sick and die in office.

6. Cindy McCain's drug addiction. What message does it send to America's children to have a drug addict, who actually stole drugs, as first lady?

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8. Is John McCain going to jail for 5 years? McCain has illegally pulled out of the public campaign finance system. That's a crime punishable by 5 years in prison. Is Stephanopoulos going to break media silence on this issue and ask John McCain whether he's too old to go prison?

If you know need to know the answers to these questions, send them to George at work. Or, if you have better ones, type them up and forward them!