Reply #12: Oh-oh... [View All]

[Firespirit]

I see this going somewhere.


Kerrygorn: "This day does not belong to one man."

C. Arnebaggins (code-named "Fraudo"): "It's such a burden."

Dubyathor: "I know of this 'Kerrygorn.' And I tell you I will not bow to this liberal from the North, last of a ragged party long bereft of lordship!"
Gandalf (Uncle Sam?): "Authority is not given you to deny the election!"
Dubyathor: "The rule of America is MINE and no other's!"

Hmmm...
Mordor = Floridor
Mount Doom = Mount Diebold
Cirith Ungol = Cirith Undercount
Ohio = ???



Three Rings for Lobbyists, bribes sky-high,
Seven for Congressmen in the hall of stone
Nine for the Cabinet, loyal till they die
One for the Mastermind on his dark throne
In the land of Floridor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to hack them all, One Ring to cheat them
One Ring to steal them all and in the dark defeat them
In the land of Floridor where the shadows lie.


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