Reply #25: Lots lot was an awful lot [View All]

[TRYPHO]

Another Bill C.writes:

My questions: Who remembered to grab the wine as they were fleeing? If Lot was too drunk to know what he was doing, how was he able to do it? How would this story go over in today's courts? Was the high station of the offspring a sort of reward for Lot and his daughters getting it on?

The wine was in the cave, it was where the hippies used to go to smoke hashish and listen to loud flute and lyres. (By the way, people were really really ugly in the old days: http://www.ancientmusic.co.uk/ancientinstruments/page5.html )

In court Lot pleaded complete ignorance, since he remembered nothing of the first daughters activities on the following evening.

What "high station" was that? That they were infamous by birthright as cave-dwelling drunken incestous tarts? Those Moabites got revenge in Dune though*.

TRYPHO
* - thats the funniest line I've ever written here, and NO ONE's going to get it.