Reply #1: "Oh? How old were you when you chose to be straight?" [View All]

[Warpy]

is always how I answer fools who try to say being gay is a choice.

Unfortunately for most phobes, it probably is a choice, one they struggle with every day as they try to choose to be straight and live in the burbs with the wife and kids and not stop at "that" rest stop on the way home for a quickie after a hard day at the office. They make everybody miserable in the process, especially the wife who wonders what she's doing wrong and goes after every fad diet and cosmetic surgery in the world to try to get him to touch her.

They'll never admit that they chose, though.