Reply #29: Boots does a lot of stuff he shouldn't be doing [View All]

[meow2u3]

1. Boots pees in his litterbox with all four paws on the rim--you gotta see it to believe it. Funny to look at, but afterwards, he kicks the litter out of the box and onto the floor.

2. I can't even cook dinner, much less eat it, without the cat planting his ass right in front of me. He tries to steal raw meat while I'm preparing it for cooking, and when I throw him off, he jumps right back up and repeats this annoying behavior. I'm tired of having cat hair along with my chicken!

3. He freakin' argues with me (meow..mrrrowww...mrrooooowwww) when I tell him to get out of my face when I'm eating--while he attempts to stick his face in my cereal bowl in the morning!

4. Boots will try to open the front storm door, either by pushing the door open or jumping to reach the knob, so he can bolt outside. When I reach for the spray bottle, he looks back at me. This cat is smart and knows when I'm about to use some form of remote punishment for his misdeeds.

5. He incessantly meows at me in the morning, trying to get me up and out of bed. If I don't arise, he'll proceed to jump on me! Imagine the mood I get in when I'm woken up by 14 pounds of cat jumping on me! :mad: