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[RevCheesehead]

Darth Cheney looked up and said, "Never fear...
please, just sit down, don't cry in your beer.
The answer is simple," the curmudgeon said,
"A Terror Alert! Why, we'll all end up dead!"

"Our favorite target is fair New York City,
a place where everyone's just a bit giddy.
They'll buy it" he grumbled, "it takes just a call.
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all."

"On CNN, Blitzer, on FOX - what the hell...
you know when we call them, they'll spread it like hell.
Just trust me. You know that we've done it before.
What's wrong with just one little terra alert more?"