Reply #51: Funny. At the school I taught at 2yrs ago, the girls' soccer team got... [View All]

[Bucky]

The girls' soccer team got to design their own uniforms. It was a small charter school, so the kids had a lot of freedom. They ended up ordering these gray gym shorts with personalized messages on the back. Some picked cute names like "sexy", "princess", "l'il Mama" (with the apostrophe on the wrong side of the i), "yes no", and "cha cha" (one cha on each cheek). It was very... um... distracting. Not just for the guys using the field next to them after school, but for the male teachers as well.

Since none of the women teachers went to the games or coached the team, it sort of fell to us guys to broach the subject with the young ladies that they needed to get different shorts. No one wanted to bell that cat, but somehow I got talked into discussing this with the team captain. This led to me having one of those sorts of conversations that teachers should NEVER have with their students. The highlight being when the team captain told me, "Well, Mr Rea, you shouldn't be reading my ass" and me replying, "If you don't want guys reading your caboose, don't put words on it."

Amazing I didn't get reported and fired for that. :o)