Reply #40: It's Anchor Baby Michelle [View All]

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Anchor Baby

Anchor baby,

your parents came here

to the Land of the Free,

from their town in the Philipines,

to have a US-born baby and be

automatic citizens, wheeee!

Anchor baby,

why do you hate all immigrants so?

I know.

Projection is a hideous thing,

but it's all you rightards know how to do.

You may be famous and you may be rich,

But you're still just a loony bitch,

Paranoid and deeply frightened.

Putting up posts as fast as your husband

can write 'em.

Anchor baby,

Will you publish my home number or what?

We know you love to do that stuff,

then run and hide and play the victim.

You'd be a riot if you weren't so disgusting.

I think of all your drooling fans,

I think of all your atrocious lies,

I wonder how it could be, but what do I know?

At one point, even Hitler was a popular guy.

So, Anchor Baby,

think of us as you turn out the light tonight

and hope we don't find out where you live.

Cos it would be

such a kick for me,

to make you have to move again, hey!

I'd love to see you move house agaaaaaaaaain.