We must demand lesbian crisis updates from Tom Coburn. [View All]

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In his campaign for the United States Senate in Oklahoma, Dr. Coburn warned that state's citizenry of the imminent lesbian menace then currently threatening daily life in the Sooner State.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/20162/

The lesbian menace was so prevalent that in many high schools, only one girl at a time was permitted to go to the bathroom, according to Dr. Coburn. And don't forget, folks -- Coburn's a doctor.

And so the obvious question is, has now-Senator Coburn helped resolve this crisis threatening Oklahomans? Has the crisis been addressed by a proper fact-finding Panel of experts noted for their command of lesbian menaces in other venues? Have travel agencies warned away unsuspecting tourists from Oklahoma destinations owing to the prevalence of punchecked lesbian activity? And is there an accompanying video?

As citizens, we should demand an update of Senator Coburn on this unspeakable horror confronting our nation. If it's that bad in Oklahoma, ladies and gentlemen, how long until it spreads to Ohio and Utah? To Mississippi and Delaware? May God save us!

Some combination of humble prayer and civic vehemence is called for, les this crisis burst the bounds of mere Oklahoma and spread to other regions of the country. And may we all be thankful to Tom Coburn, first being the lone voice in the wilderness for this critical problem, and now as our guiding light-- that we would emerge from the other side of the Depravity and Darkness!

Don't hesitate, good people. Contact Senator Coburn's office at once, preferably in extremely high numbers, and demand timely updates on the lesbian crisis that has apparently brought Oklahoma to a functional standstill. His staff stands ready to assuage your fears.

http://coburn.senate.gov/public/