Even a giant industrial grade douche bag can't plug that leak. [View All]

[Hubert Flottz]

Congress questioned the top oil company's, oil well service company's and the top off shore drilling company's most dynamic trio of douche bags and all the three CEOs/Douche Bags did, was blame each other for the major malfunction/calamity. They kind of reminded of Moe, Larry And Curly.

Meanwhile back at the beach, the defecation is about to come ashore and bite the country on the ass like jaws 34567897865. BUT Still the people are more worried about American Idols, than about taking care of America's Vitals.

The ashen faced CEOs are looking more greasy than the 8 pound tar balls that they begat.