Reply #4: Coulter, Limbaugh, and O'Reilly ... [View All]

[Dogmudgeon]

... would proclaim that Jenny Lerner was "shrill" and subtly imply that her relationship with the President was sexual.

The funding appropriation for the Messiah mission to stop Comet Wolf-Biederman would have a rider stipulating that no federal funds be used for abortion.

They would also demand a Congressional investigation into this mysterious femme fatale named Ellie.

There would be calls from the Religious Right to fund Faith Based cometary diversion "Prayer Warriors", and PETA would demand that the survival lottery be extended to animals.

There would be a Comet Wolf-Biederman Skepticism movement, and Penn Jillette would proclaim it to be "Bullshit!" Alexander Cockburn would also denounce the effort as a liberal plot to destroy true leftism, Christopher Hitchens would call the President a "hell hound", and David Ickes would announce that Comet Wolf-Biederman was part of the Jewish conspiracy to institute a one-world government.

The entire mess would then be blamed on Bill Clinton.

Finally, under pressure from Nancy Grace and Chris Hansen, Leo and Sarah would both be prosecuted for statutory rape, and each would be sentenced to 10 years in prison.

--p!