Happy Thanksgiving. Republicans Suck. [View All]

[Hissyspit]

I am thankful that I am not a Republican.

Because Republicans suck.

But I am even more thankful that you are not a Republican.

Because Republicans suck.

I do regret any devisive broad-brush language I am using, and would make an attempt at not making using of it but for the fact that Republicans

SUCK SO MUCH.

Even when Dems suck, they can only hope in vain to aspire to the heights of suckiness that Republicans reach.

Examples from 2007 of Republican sucking:

- Philosophy that says it’s right to subsidize insurance companies, but not to provide health care to children.

- Anne Coulter claiming we'd be better off if women couldn't vote.

- Sen. Brownback (who?) rushing to defend Gen. Pace's anti-Gay comments.

- The White House comparing Bush's obstruction of justice known as the Libby commutation to the pardons issued by President Bill Clinton.

- The president commuting Libby's sentence.

- Larry Craig.

- Bill O'Reilly saying Shawn Hornbeck enjoyed being abducted away from his parents and school and being made to perform sexual acts against his will.

- Karl Rove, the DOJ Scandal: political prisoner Don Siegelman.

- Rudy Giuliani claiming he had been down at Ground Zero as much if not more than the rescue workers. (And then trying to weasel out of the statement.)

- "Duke" Cunningham's hot tub.

- Almost pretty much everything they said or did.

- Etc.

SUCK
SUCK
SUCK

MUCH SUCKNESS. In the quality and quantity as only Republicans can deliver it.

(Addendum: I apologize to any Republicans who are making honest, strenuous effort to not suck so much. Please continue this effort. Most effective anti-suckiness practice? Don't vote for Republicans.)

"Hey. Is this cranberry sauce?"