Reply #53: Do You Know How to Ibby-Bibby? [View All]

[CorpGovActivist]

:rofl:

Camp tricks!

I was a counselor, too. Saran Wrap on the toilet seats, ketchup packets under the toilet seat, set to spray into the bowl, red dye in the shower heads, toothpaste on the toes, shaving cream in the open palm/feather tickle on the nose, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.

:rofl:

"I've often wanted to go back to that church in full Goth dress"

Might cause a laying-on-of-hands.

"But it's not the same church anymore... you see, the pastor had an affair with one of the married church members. And in learning of his transgressions, his wife tried to commit suicide. This was long before Jim and Tammy Faye, or any of the other evangelical extra-marital escapades hit the news."

Funny, after we left, there were all kinds of high drama of that order of magnitude, too! There was a murder-suicide, a schism (a la http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=holy+hand+grenade+antioch">Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch), etc.

- Dave

P.S. The http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=holy+hand+grenade+antioch+monty+python+breakfast+cereals&hl=en&sitesearch=">Monty Python video.