A Freep's Lament (snicker): True Story: "UPS Driver Tells Me More Birth Certificates Being Ordered" [View All]

[stevedeshazer]

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True story. In anticipation of the coming Red Tsunami (courtesy of Hussein, his party and a few RINOs), the family has been discussing possible options.

As we are true to our principles, this is not mere talk--we are preparing. Guns have been purchased, and passports (some long expired) are being pursued just in case we decide the Republic is not going to be saved.

As I've never had a PP, I needed a birth certificate to get one. Being something-something years old, I don't have my original, so the State Department (now run by IMPEACHED42's "wife") tells me I need one.

Apparently the company that gets your old BC is busy. The UPS guy would only deliver if I signed...no leavin' it on the doorstep. When he pulled up, I waved and he asked my name.

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