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From the Northwest Florida News
"FORT WALTON BEACH - A 41-year-old Destin man was arrested after he put a pot roast down his pants, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Edward Allen Collins entered the Winn-Dixie on Beal Parkway on Dec. 21 and picked out a pot roast worth $69.16, the report said. Collins then placed the pot roast inside his pants, attempted to conceal it, and exited the store without paying.

A store manager confonted Collins, who resisted, pulled away and tried to leave the property, the report said. But the manager was able to detain him after a brief struggle.

A background check showed that Collins had two prior larceny convictions.

Collins is charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant. He is scheduled to appear in court Feb. 2"

This is just too funny to be true. I know this story would make the AP Oddball Wire tommorow.

Hmm. I might actually submit to the AP.