Shadow's medical updates: Phun with pharmaceuticals [View All]

[shadowknows69]

Disclaimer-This thread has no legitimate medical information whatsoever. It is merely silly. You have been warned.

I can feel the various chemicals I'm on hacking and whacking away on the old synapses today more than usual. Done nearly every drug known to man, except those nasty intravenous ones. Far too much effort for any high in my opinion. I blame Jerry Garcia and his ilk mostly. Had I been listening to hair metal in the 80's like I was apparently supposed to as opposed to finding my current and mostly deceased musical idols, I could have become a hardcore drunk and drank myself to death by now like my friend Mary Jo did. Being a "head case" is significantly less dangerous if you're not of normal violent tendencies to begin with.

Still the transition from normal to "un-ordinary reality" never ceases to amaze me.

Anti-depressants? I suppose they work for some but I maintain that I'm not sure they're for me. Tried to tell the doctor this but he just smiled and threw another month's worth of free samples of Lexapro at me. Must get a bonus for most cookies sold at the end of the year. As far as their effects, I'm feeling more confused than anything else. I suspect this is partially by design. It's like you're too preoccupied with the little twitches your brain is doing to think about the things that depress you. Fair enough chemical strategy I suppose but it makes me feel stupid in a way.

These are doing the same thing good old Prozac did to me back in the days when you actually had to have a psychiatrist monitor your usage regularly so you didn't go goobly and chop up the family pet, or the family as apparently happens in some amount of rare frequency. Today however they are handed out by doctors fresh out of med school like free condoms from a Planned Parenthood office. Take thirty of these and call me in a month if they haven't microwaved all your neurons by then.

But I digress, this was supposed to be silly. Ziggy Stardust is assembling his band on my Itunes right now so that should get easier.

Speaking of music, or should I call it mucis? If I hear another Nickelback tune on the radio or that talentless throwback to the "angst" years Seether, I think his name is? I will leap from the top of their label's main offices carrying a banner condemning them and their families to hell for giving such people a medium to annoy me with. Seether, dude, maybe you could sing a little better if you didn't have that gaping piercing in your lip and a 4 pound barbell in your tongue. I'm sure it thrills the ladies man but it does shit for your breath control.

No I can't sing a note to save my life so who am I? Can't sing now but I was all-state chorus back in the day. Fuck you jocks, all the hottest chicks did chorus and drama and some of us guys weren't gay. Hell, I played the cowardly lion in the Wizard of Oz once and ended up dating the wicked witch. What football player gets to live out that fantasy?

Nobody writes the epic albums anymore man. Was just listening to "Sparks" from the "Tommy" album. Just a simple and amazing little instrumental interlude (mmmm, ludes) that just takes you away. Dylan wrotes songs that I had no personal connection to it but it transported you to wherever he was singing about. "Tangled up in blue" should be considered literature. Yeah, Nickelback wants to be a rock star. BFD, heard it, drugs, girls, drugs, money, drugs, blah blah blah. A hundred groups said it better 30 years ago.

We seem to be switching from the slightly manic and jittery phase of the anti-D pills now into the klonopin's smoother vibe. Sam Roberts is making this easier. Canadian artist, you should listen. Canadians you guys fucking rock!!! Had a lot of listeners in Kingston actually when I was on the air. Strange thing the airwaves. You couldn't hear our station like 15 miles south of the city but 90 klicks up into Ontario and you get us clear as a bell. Used to have a woman call me all the time and nearly molest me over the phone lol. Nancy Woodcock. Would ask me to run away with her with her husband sitting right there in the room with her. All based on my sexy voice. Still can't get over shit like that.

Well that was a pretty good little ramble wasn't it? We'll try to keep the pill updates coming if they entertain anyone. Feel free to add to the general rants. We'll be here all week. Don't try the veal you carnivorous bastards, its young cows!!! And Soylent Green is people.
Shadow out.