Reply #10: OK so put the original down on a photo table and shoot it with a static camera [View All]

[kenny blankenship]

Probably that's what they should have done in the first place, but the office workers in Hawaii's record dept. can't be faulted for not being able to put themselves in the heads of birthers. The existence of the document is in the first place what is in dispute, more so than what's in it. Objections to its content are inevitable of course but secondary. So, take a simple high res photograph of it. Obviously, for use and exchange between departments and states, just wanting to convey the data, the PDF is the desired format in which to exchange. But birthers are very special people who are going to "need" more assurance than the word of the State of Hawaii that their documents are genuine. They will want to radio carbon date the fucking paper, to Xray the ridges of the state seal comparing it against other BCs of the same vintage, and to dig up the bodies of all medical personnel and state officials that could have been involved at the time, to check for signs of Kenyan voodoo and I don't know what.