Inventions that I would pay good money for:

[MrScorpio]

A working Bullshit detector with a big, honking neon sign that flashes "BULLSHIT" whenever some asshole can't help but to embarrass themselves and piss off everyone within earshot.



What would you pay for?

[XboxWarrior]

1. Ok.....

I've got just what you need, and I have it listed on E-bay.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=bullshit&category0=

Or you can PM me, with a donation of US$10,000 and I will overnight one, just for you sweetie!

[jmowreader]

2. A three-axis board stretcher

Did you cut that board an inch too short? A 2x6 not quite wide enough? Need some 3/4" plywood and all they've got is half-inch? Just stick the offending piece in your Three-Axis Board Stretcher, key in the dimensions you need, and large hydraulic cylinders stretch the board to the exact size you requested.

I also need a bullshit attenuator and a bullshit inverter. Remember a little while back, when Shrub presented the 2008 Concentrated Pack of Lies (aka the State of the Union Address)? The liberal of today rolled his eyes back so far he can see behind him now and there's no real way to fix him again. (The liberal, not Bush. Shrub is beyond hope.) The liberal equipped with a bullshit attenuator and a bullshit inverter could have first toned down the BS, then with the flip of a switch caused Bush to speak the truth for once. Of course, if forced to tell the truth George would probably explode on stage like the drummer from Spinal Tap...

[suninvited]

3. I would pay for answers to all of the big questions

what happens after we die?

Where did we come from?

Is there a heaven, or a Hell?

Who will be the next president?

All of the big questions that haunt us all...I would pay for....but, I dont have a lot to pay !