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Thu Nov-24-11 11:04 AM
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Five pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember |
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Email I just received.
1. Money cannot buy happiness but, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
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Thu Nov-24-11 11:57 AM
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1. Error: You can't recommend threads from this forum. |
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Thu Nov-24-11 12:08 PM
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as I think everyone needs a little laugh every now and then.
Nevertheless, I will share them with my FBer friends.
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Thu Nov-24-11 07:17 PM
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6. True, but the format allows you to futilely try. |
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Thu Nov-24-11 11:26 PM
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11. Lame joke on my part. |
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Thu Nov-24-11 05:24 PM
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5. You forgot the most important one. |
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If it's not Scottish, its crap!
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Thu Nov-24-11 07:28 PM
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7. No matter how well you live, eventually you get kilt. n/t |
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Thu Nov-24-11 07:36 PM
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8. Do unto others before they do unto you? |
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Thu Nov-24-11 08:45 PM
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9. 6 - Remember gentlemen commando is not an option in |
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Edited on Thu Nov-24-11 08:49 PM by whistler162
a wind storm!
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Thu Nov-24-11 09:21 PM
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10. Sounds like the Teabagger's bible. nt |
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Fri Nov-25-11 02:07 AM
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12. When you die, St Peter puts you upside-down in a barrel of all the alcohol you ever wasted... |
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. . . ... and if you drown, you go straight to Hell. . . .
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