MiddleFingerMom would just like to remind everybody, yet AGAIN... that he's very, VERY good in bed.

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[rurallib]

1. so rare these days. How about the farting?

[nolabear]

2. No more, since the infamous Christmas Turkey incident.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. !!!

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Team of perplexed Emergency Room physicians: MFM, we just
don't BELIEVE tryptophan would put your partner into a coma
for 3 full days.
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MFM: Um... (scuffin' feet, stammerin', avoidin' eye contact)
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[Bake]

4. Yeah, but I've heard he snores like a lumberjack!

:hi:

Bake

[Demoiselle]

5. The older I get,

the more important the above listed qualities become.
Sigh.