Honk if you're reading this while driving.

[Electric Monk]

[struggle4progress]

1. I like reading while driving because then I don't see all the clueless idiots in the other cars

But the illiterate morons around here always fly into a rage whenever they see me reading: you wouldn't believe how many of them hit their horns and flip me the bird as they drive by

Frankly, you wouldn't be able to hear me honk over all the other cars' horns

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. sure thing, right after I get a sip of coffee and put on my mascara

;)