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Tue Dec-06-11 11:35 AM
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What will be the title of the new Indiana Jones movie? |
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"Indiana Jones and the Titanium Hip"
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Tue Dec-06-11 12:39 PM
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1. Indiana Jones and the Lost Geezer Cane. |
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Tue Dec-06-11 12:47 PM
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Tue Dec-06-11 12:51 PM
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3. Hey, I've got a geezer cane and two whips that would kick the shit out of Indiana Jones. |
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Then again, he'd probably just shoot me.
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Tue Dec-06-11 12:54 PM
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4. That would be great. Instead of his iconic whip he could have a cane. |
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and he could have a Cardigan instead of his leather jacket.
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Tue Dec-06-11 12:56 PM
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5. Maybe he could pull a Yoda (Kermit the Frog) scene like in Episode II. |
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Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 12:58 PM by HopeHoops
That was Episode II, right?
On Edit: I've become very proficient at retrieving my cane from the ground with my feet. People reach to help me and I usually have it in my hand before they get close. I can roll it up by the handle, the food, or flip it with my toes if there is a gap (like a curb). Damn good weapon if you need one.
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Tue Dec-06-11 03:25 PM
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6. Indiana Jones: "In The Pit Of Redundancy." |
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The abyss of been there done that sequels.
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:25 PM
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Tue Dec-06-11 03:36 PM
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7. Indiana Jones and the Depends of Destiny. |
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:24 PM
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:19 PM
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8. Indiana Jones and the Lost Continence |
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:24 PM
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:25 PM
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12. What? What did I win? |
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:27 PM
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14. You won the lost continence. |
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Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 05:13 PM by geardaddy
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"wont?" won even.
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Tue Dec-06-11 04:26 PM
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13. The Curse of the Medicare Part D Form |
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Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 04:26 PM by geardaddy
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Tue Dec-06-11 05:23 PM
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15. Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility of Doom |
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:00 AM
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:00 AM
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Edited on Wed Dec-07-11 11:08 AM by geardaddy
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Tue Dec-06-11 06:30 PM
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16. Indiana Jones and the Giant Geritol n/t |
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Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 06:36 PM by DFW
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:01 AM
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Tue Dec-06-11 06:32 PM
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17. Indiana Jones and The..........Get off my lawn!!!!!!! |
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:01 AM
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Tue Dec-06-11 06:57 PM
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18. Indiana Jones and the Senior Moment |
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:02 AM
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I can just see a scene where he forgets that he's afraid of snakes.
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Tue Dec-06-11 07:07 PM
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:08 AM
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29. You mean combine it with Picard and Co? |
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Wed Dec-07-11 02:09 PM
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That would be funny though.
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Tue Dec-06-11 07:08 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-06-11 07:17 PM by sakabatou
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Tue Dec-06-11 07:19 PM
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21. Indiana Jones and the Ancient Artifact |
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Whoops, that's redundant.
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:03 AM
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That's got to be the working title of every one of the movies.
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Tue Dec-06-11 07:20 PM
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22. Indiana Jones and the Cialis Bathtubs. |
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Wed Dec-07-11 11:03 AM
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lol
Who's in the other bathtub?
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Wed Dec-07-11 01:28 PM
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30. Scene 1: Indy walks into a huge hidden cavern filled with plundered treasure & artifacts and says... |
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"Now why the hell did I walk in here?"
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Wed Dec-07-11 01:30 PM
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I would love to see a full-length spoof on Geriatric Jones.
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Wed Dec-07-11 01:37 PM
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32. Indiana Jones and...the...the... the...it's time for my nap. |
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Wed Dec-07-11 05:06 PM
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Wed Dec-07-11 05:07 PM
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35. Indiana Jones and the Search for Libido. |
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Wed Dec-07-11 05:08 PM
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36. Indiana Jones and the Secrets of AARP n/t |
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Wed Dec-07-11 05:20 PM
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Wed Dec-07-11 06:16 PM
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38. Indiana Jones and the Second Attempt to Have Shia LaBouef Pick Up the Series |
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Maybe if they'd cast someone with a little more fonzie in him, the James Deany feel for Indy's son woulda worked. The movie was just an embarrassment. But who knows... I knew they'd screwed up after the second movie and they still managed to come back with #3.
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Thu Dec-08-11 10:20 AM
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They do need someone with a little more fonzie in him.
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