Konservative Ketchup

[Leilla]

http://www.wketchup.com/

I apologize if this has been posted before.

[aden_nak]

1. This is a parody, right? I mean, it reads like a parody. . .

But yet the order form seems to be fully functional, and does encrypt as far as I am willing to push it (I have no intention of accidentally buying this shit). And on the off chance it is NOT a parody, I enjoy the irony of having Ronald Reagan's picture on the page. . .

W is a Vegetable!

[struggle4progress]

7. No joke: some folks really ARE morans. eom

[RobertSeattle]

2. FYI - based on a bogus premise

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/heinz.asp

Kerry's wife owns less than 4% of Heinz Corporation.

[Wickerman]

3. comments are great

http://www.wketchup.com/comments/

the Dems are in Blue.

[tandot]

4. The Heinz corporation is a major GOP contributor

Teresa holds only 4% ownership in the company and has NO involvement in operation of Heinz or can make any business decisions.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/heinz.asp

Neither Mrs. Heinz Kerry nor Senator Kerry nor any of the Heinz trusts or endowments — either individually or collectively — holds a significant percentage of shares of the H.J. Heinz Company. In 1995 the Heinz Endowments and family trusts sold a large percentage of Heinz shares in a secondary share offering to diversify their holdings. As a result, their current holdings are under 4 percent.

[Warpy]

5. Typcal, moronic GOP

John Heinz was a Repuglcian, although a decent one who wouldn't fit with the Delay gang, and Theresa Heinz-Kerry has nothing to do with running the corporation and benefits little from it.

[Lefty48197]

6. Shhhhhhh!!!! This is my little secret:

I'm actually behing the KKKonservative KKKetcup KKKorporation. I figured it would be a great way to take money out of the pockets of Republicans, just like they've been doing to me for years.
The real joke is on them: I donate all the profits to the ACLU, the tomatoes are organically grown on a farm co-op, and all of our farm workers earn living wages, and have decent health care, fully funded. HA Jokes on them.