This is what happens when the Right is beaten down:

[neomonkey]

I know posting virulent anti-Kerry material can be the Kiss of Death around here during the campaign season. The purpose of my post is to show that they have resorted to stupid, desperate satire in the last 3 or 4 days of the election season. That is a sign. They have Lost, my brothers. Please do not take my post the wrong way.


Lame humor

Kerry slams Bush over missing Alien Explosives
'One of the great blunders of this administration'

PORTSMOUTH, New Hampshire (AP) -- Sen. John Kerry is blaming President Bush for the disappearance of tons of Alien explosives from a Roswell, NM stockpile.

"And now we know that our country and our troops are less safe because this president failed to do the basics," Kerry said at a campaign appearance in Dover, New Hampshire, on Monday.

"This is one of the great blunders of Homeland Security, one of the great blunders of this administration. And the incredible incompetence of this president and this administration has put our nation at risk and put this world at greater risk than it ought to be."

The Intergalactic Alien Weaponry Agency (IAWA) revealed Monday that 380 tons of powerful, Alien explosives are missing from the Top Secret Area 51 facility south of Roswell, an area that was supposed to be under American military control. (IAWA Spokesman: Tons of Alien explosives missing)

Kerry's remarks came as he runs scared in four battleground states in the run-up to Election Day.

The highlight comes at midday in Philadelphia where former President Bill Clinton (Bubba), still recovering from brain-bypass surgery, appears with Kerry at a rally.


John Kerry starts his "War of The Worlds"

[Downtown Hound]

1. Those freepers sure are witty!

[monster618]

2. brain-bypass surgery

Bush supporters have no business joking about "brain-bypass surgery." Uh, oh. My fault! If Bush was to get any surgery, it would be called a "brain implant." One needs a brain before it can be bypassed!

[Sugarbleus]

3. Bush says:

I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY..

Sometime in January, Bush can have his wish. :evilgrin: