World Catastrophe Map Folds Its Digital Tent, Leaves Behind GREAT Advice For The New Milennium!

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Free Guide to Enjoying the End Times

Do Worry About: Whether your favorite Dancing with the Stars contestant is treated fairly. When you watch important TV events, pay close attention to the grassroots Clean Coal ads running. Every word is true.

Do Not Worry About: The devastation of Appalachia by mountaintop mining. The hundreds of toxic coal ash “impoundment” ponds leaching arsenic, mercury, concentrated radioactive waste and cadmium into the groundwater. The destruction of valleys and streams by coal companies. The lies about restoring the land to its natural state.

Do Worry About: Your smart phone. Is it really the best model? Does it have cooler features than those of your co-workers?

Do Not Worry About: Extreme weather. Those unprecedented tornado super-outbreaks, record heat, record cold, record snow, epic floods on all continents, unrelenting drought on all continents, land hurricanes and biblical hail events never before seen? Liberal media conspiracy. It’s all part of a cycle.

Do Worry About: Celebrities

Do Not Worry About: The death of the oceans. The acidification that is killing off coral reefs. The extinction of the great game fish. The 50% decline in phytoplankton levels. Trash gyres the size of Texas, that literally choke ocean fish to death. The 400 dead zones, large areas where the water contains no oxygen and nothing can live. The collapse of commercial fisheries.

Do Worry About: Your Cable or Satellite Package. Are you getting every single NFL and college game? While you watch the games, make sure to absorb the grassroots ads for natural gas (methane), produced by hydro-fracking. Every word of those ads is true.

Do Not Worry About: Toxins and pollutants in the air, water, food and everywhere else. Is that smog in Wyoming? Where did that come from? Allergies? Autism? Cancer?

Do Worry About: Your Disneyland package. Is the VIP pass included? Will you have to pay extra for mouse ear hats.

Do Not Worry About: Nukes. We know what we’re doing and cooler heads will prevail in Iran, where they believe the return of the Hidden Imam will bring about the end times..


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[liberal N proud]

1. The end must be near

:scared::scared:

[roguevalley]

2. to get you through the days when you need to, remember. you

can only take care of right now. this actual moment. the future is still out there.

waiting to kill you. ;-D

[Gregorian]

3. Gosh, that reads like many of my posts.

I wonder if anyone is conscious?

[stuntcat]

4. k.

k & r yep. reads like my thoughts