Sierra Club hits Repubs: Top Ten Excuses for not showing up for work on the Clean Energy Jobs bill

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Think Progress: Senate GOP embrace Inhofe’s boycott of Clean Energy Jobs Act.

Sierra Club:

Top Ten Excuses for not showing up for work on the Clean Energy Jobs bill:

10. They are hiding in the attic with balloon boy
9. They are allergic to wind
8. They had to prep for a conference denying climate science
7. They got lost hiking the Appalachian Trail
6. They were swimming, Scrooge McDuck-style, through swimming pools filled with money from Big Oil and Coal
5. They had choir practice for the Chorus of No’s
4. Rush told them not to go
3. They had to hold up some more judicial nominees
2. They actually oppose a Clean Energy Jobs bill that would put America back in charge of its economic and energy future.
1. They had a pre-existing condition

What's your excuse?