92-Year Old Shoots Up Neighbor's House After Being Refused a Kiss

[speltwon]

Source: Police One

MARION COUNTY, FL – Helen Staudinger, 92, was arrested on Monday, accused by authorities of shooting several times at the home of a 53-year-old neighbor who refused to give her a kiss, according to an Ocala.com report.

According to the report, Marion County deputies said that, during an argument with the man, Staudinger refused to leave without a kiss — and returned with a gun when he wouldn’t kiss her.

Staudinger has since said she wasn’t angry about a kiss, but because the man didn’t pay his share of meals when they went out to eat, the report says


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There is a Beach Boys'esque song to be written here about the Little Old Lady from Marion County... There's also the Cougar'esque aspect. The victim was actually young enough to be her GRANDSON

[Buzz Clik]

1. Oh, well. It's okay to shoot someone for stiffing you when paying for dinner.

[damntexdem]

8. And then refusing to kiss -- don't leave that out.

It aggravates the offense. ;-)

[AllTooEasy]

2. Young enough to be her grandson?!

The age difference is 39 yrs! They must be going "buck wild" in your neighborhood! LOL.

[ET Awful]

4. Sure, why not . . .

If she had a child at 20 and that child had a child at 19 . . .

Doesn't sound like that far of a stretch.

[speltwon]

6. I was speaking technically

but yea. 39 yrs is two generation, if yer frisky.

[thereismore]

3. I think this man was alive when Wyatt Earp died. Give him a break.

:sarcasm:

[damntexdem]

9. A 53-year-old was not alive when Wyatt Earp died; but the 92-year-old woman was.

But why judge by the lifetime of a former police constable who was fired from that job for horse stealing?

[EC]

5. Well, I don't know

many of these old ladies down in Florida have money and have these younger men as escorts to show off at the senior centers. (You know the look a me, I have a young boy friend, types) I which case these younger men expect the woman to pay. My old boss was one of these "escorts" down there and his older "lady friend" paid for everything.

[KT2000]

7. Another aspect is the

middle-aged man who befriends an elderly woman in hopes of inheriting her house and money. That happens quite a bit where I live - lots of retireds. We also had a doctor who treated elderly women, not putting their bills through insurance of medicare so he could put liens on their property. He eventually became a wealthy real estate person.

We haven't had any such shootings though.

[damntexdem]

10. And congregate meals at senior centers don't cost that much.

;-)

[RedCloud]

11. A kiss is worth many meals and a bullet free house.

I mean that is like rule #1 of dating.

[onethatcares]

12. gayle guyardo (?) said something about

a cougar type relationship going on in this case. Before she cracked up laughing that is.:shrug:

[marasinghe]

13. i'll post the obligatory, "don't bring a gun to a food fight" reference.

then again, it's Florida - land of pink & green checked golf pants;
and the national leader in HIV infected senior citizens.

[Javaman]

14. Florida. nt

[Javaman]

15. The problem arose when he defiantly stated, "no tongue!" That set her off. nt