American People In Need Of America Let Freedom Ring

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It is indeed of the many areas of the shame and discrace in just how the White House and this current administration have repeatedly,inappropriately managed situations in current and past events that require absolute and undivided attention and care.The president while standing in California with his side twisted grin saying casually that he is sure that the people at the White House are doing everything that can be done.As he,George Bush has gloated with a gleam of his eyes about the majority the republicans enjoy,not having enjoyed such a majority since the Cival War.On one hand he says, he knows just what he is doing, and on the other is showing us now that the ways remain the same.It is indeed this cruelness and ways of carelessness and ruthlessness about our government being run by this majority that further divides this nation.This is the darkest hour our country has experienced since the Cival War.And those republicans have theirselves to thank for it. Does your view of the directional heading in how this government is being run count? Indeed it was meant to,in more ways than we may realize.The interaction between the people and the government ,not just threw elected officials ,is all in part of a fail safe written into the constitution by the founders.It will seem that the White House will prefer a different term used in the meaning of spying on Americans.Rather than spying the word is refashioned to surveillance.Much less intrusive seeming don,t you know.How indeed, they must try to convert a spade to a heart,even though a spade remains a spade,Indeed, It will seem confusingly clear that threw a recent poll 53% of the american people seem to think that it is OK for the government to spy in the intrest of national security and the safty and well being of the American people.Though the percentages split further away from equal where the american people really don,t like the idea of the government having a free wheeling reason to walk right across their thresholds because the government may think that you may be harboring terrorist or even be one, such as was the case under the Kings law.This is why the White House is so eager to change how it will seem.It is indeed difficult to translate much of how the constitution reads ,because in those days each and every word written or spoken was used in absolutes,there are in deed many words of our language ,and we can say very much and more in so few words,though in long term in absolutes there is no end.The American people are becomming moreso concerned with the direction this current administration is taking this nation.,in relation to the very founding principals that directly reflect our core values,as a nation and as the people.And so all of this will in turn bring rise to the question ,(where does it begin and where does it end?)Just what do these freedoms mean to us and how much?Are we than to stand back and allow them to tamper with our constitution?It was a different world back than,but was it really?It is indeed about all that we are,and have become, and stand to become as a nation.Shall we just stand back and say threw the polls, just go ahead George and do what you think or feel you must? The issues at hand leave much in question about the executive powers of the President of The United States.In that the Bush administration seems to be moving in the direction of restoring power to the president,Those very powers stripped away from the president (in spades) By congress.It is a different world now ,says George Bush, not the same world it was back in 1972.If than the only thing that exist,s is change, than he is indeed correct.However the mirror reflection between than and now is indeed comming to the point of fusion.Nixon said that if the president does it than it is not illegal, (spying),wire tapping, so on, in spades. George Bush in hearts says he and his administration have done nothing illegal. Bush recently addressed a student body in a republican safe zone, and he said and I quote, I am not a lawer, But I can tell you what that means.end quote.Well, Nixon thought he just told us all that if the president does it than it is not illegal,and from Nixons legal point in view,and with his legal cover in hand, as he so thought.So than at this point in our history we were at a beginning point,as what begins also rebegins.It begins again from within a continuum,a continous flow such as a wave.And again here back to the question where does it begin and where does it end.The founders addressed it and it is indeed highly complicated is it not? It is than therefore in the form of a wave and the wave is a continuous force or motion that compares to the earths rotation that refuses within it,s continuum.And the president rather he knows it or not will be in the center of fusion ,that which makes the continuum continuous.Though I think he stands there as the outside force ,as did Nixon,and that was just befor the fall.And Nixon came to know that he was not equal or greater ,in being that outside force.He indeed though ended up on the outside of power.And so to George Bush I say, Think not what you really are, But how you prefer to be referred to as, Or, what it looks like is what counts, Not what it really is.And down the Avenue of my fellow Americans, Those that do not vote, Those that have not voted in years, My call is to you,It is time for all Americans to think on the same pages in our history, We are all just simple citizens,We are far from perfect or faultless, But this country cannot be what it can be, And that,s do, Not just for itself, But for all, Unless We Make It Happen.My fellow Americans, We Must Take This Country Back And Let Freedom Ring.We as Americans are the South and We Shall Rise Again.

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1. Let Freedon Ring

We Shall Make It Happen. Hamilton Caldwell Davis

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2. American inventors and scientist

And let the trees be trees and leave our rain forest be,And let George Bush have wood chips on his evening meal plate,and let him think about the truth.Let him stop tailoring the truth threw science,and let him speak truth to the world of invention,Johnney Carson would say,Fear no bush and wack no trees.Hamilton Caldwell Davis

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3. Foolishness, Fooling People And those that love to be fooled

Is not the unbeatable truth also apparent? Bushys beware, the truth shall be seen and exposed.We will not be fooled again.Those that are proven to be wrong threw truth, say they are wrong in acknowledgment of the truth. Those that are fools ,hold their positions foolishly,how could they have known.The truth holds no place for foolishness.We shall make it happen,Let freedom ring.

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4. High Winds,High Waters

It is not high winds that cause high waters that those in the wrong have to fear, It is The winds of our souls and the thunder it brings.Hamilton cladwell Davis

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5. Believers, Believe it,It,s not what they believe,Believe it or not.

Tax less,spend less, less government ,down size,run the country like a business ,be the executive consumer strategist,or be the president,It,s all about insurance ,and they must find the way to get out of paying.Cut jobs, cut losses,raise premiums,hire more investagators to curb the cause and shift the balme.Easy money.Bigger cuts, bigger gains.The man from Mussouri said the buck stops here.It,s not what they believe.The less they know the better,if they don,t look at it, they will never see it,so the blind can indeed lead the blind.It,s all about business.If we don,t buy it, they can,t win.In the buttom line,thats the view the president just can,t work with. Hamilton Caldwell Davis

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6. Troubled Waters,Hidden Bridges

Yesterdays troubles are gone, and todays are just beginning.The bridge to the American Dream has been missplaced or set aside for the select.It is one team in play divided to create a 0 zone Hillery,go team.They must move more to the middle and keep it fair. The other team of oppisite ends is in the making. Let freedom ring, We shall make it happen.

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7. War and War and War and War and War and War

It is indeed disgraceful those that lived threw the great depression ,world war 2 Korea, The Cuban missal crisis, Vietnam,The The golf, (?) oh and Grenada,The Clinton skys, Iraq and now Iran,live to experience the cost .To live and give so much just to be cut out.The silent protester will chase the terrorist to the ends of the earth,at all cost.Isn,t he indeed a man of war(?)

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8. Bush tackling Iran

We will invent new ways to fule automobiles,and drive less cars says George Bush.Scientist and Inventors created ways to reduce the fule we use down to a trickle eighty years ago.Bush Havard Yale.The less they know the better right George?It is indeed those lies.,or tell us oil holds up the economy.Fear smear,oil.

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9. The Kings Song

Indeed, New Orleans is well known for music ,and is known for contributing very much to the world of music. Jim Croce did too, I was reading threw one of my song books and ran across The Kings song, Jim Croce was in the National Guard, as was George Bush,Jim though had a masters in psychologey from the university of Philadelphia,Man Named Jim,a song inspired by a black genterman Jim knew that had a problem with getting back to camp on time or at all, Alabama, The Kings song however seemed somewhat confusing because it could have been about Elvis, or so it would have seemed, Oh, yes leave me not forget working at the car wash blues(?) !.Jim was active in the theater in college, the music department ,a poet a song writter,he was fascinated with science and the world of invention.But the Kings song ,it is indeed almost very sad, Jim Croce was truely a man of the people, he cared about all the peoples.It is clear to me why he wrote the Kings song. It is also clear what George Bush is about.

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10. .Popularity falls as is the fame in the Kings song

The polls once again have deceived George, Though it still will seem that half the people still think his spy programme is on the up and up.He is failing in the emergency disaster programme,the polls clearly show that, He does not have a grip on terrorist activity ,or a positive plan.Like is said in the Kings song by jim Croce ,he has all that the money can buy, his dream team, oil,fish, a Harvard business education, his brother Jeb a governor, those banks ,but he is not content,he is not what he thinks he so richly deserves to be .He just can,t find the path to the imprint he was sure he could make.The Kings song, it is almost sad,in that you would think to almost feel sorry for the king,He just cannot make it happen.All that he has in his surroundings, and all the kings horses and all the kings men.But the dream team just cannot do it.So George must wonder, what did I do or didn,t I do to deserve this,after having constructed the dream team?Or mabe he just can,t think past himself,and perhaps members of his dream team have the same problem.Cut and chase,cut out programmes, trim the budget,chase the terrorist.I suppose one way to increase military inlistment,is there not being much in a choice.What will they think of next?

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11. Bush Spying On Trees

The president who is referred to as no king George, as he is no king,talked to us about alternative fule sources ,one being wood chips.No child left behind, no tree left behind,trees for schools in the business negotiation. We as the people are expected to buy that in a pound of bull. To sweeten the bull all of which is crap ,the president no king George threw in wood chips as fule source for cars threw conversion, wouldn,t we just buy that? When New York state began it ever notorious interstate highway,after world war 2, the people were told threw a proposal in vote that a tax would increase for the purpose of building the interstate highway and once the highway was built than the tax woud end.The tax never ended and the highway became a toll road,to forever be paying,all lies in jest right? In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his train,We will not be fooled again George.No matter what the polls say, those right wing republicans have their master plan in play,it,s all about business, the thing of it is, they have no choice but to place it befor the people,and thats just what they cannot and will not barder, or buy their way out of, or changing constitutional law to suit theirselves.The Bush dream team does not have the combined efforts of the genius in as many as their were in one place at the same time,But where it will come down to this country and how we effect the world,We the people do.Just ask yourselves this, Who are they for?

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12. A storm Came And Took Down The Little Plane

The Jim Croce story is a little and a lot like the hurricane tragedy.His plane crashed at a point in time when his career was at the threshold of national recondition and fame.A storm came and ended the change in events that were slow to come.Change. But it did not end there,it carried on,likeness to the hurricane disaster.The record company robbed all his music and published it. They kept all the money for theirselves.His family received nothing.The business of the hollywood music industry can be and is as dirty as it gets.The world of contracting is no different and along political lines.Time in a bottle,Bad bad Leroy Brown, Man named Jim, Rapid Roy Stock car boy.Working at the car wash blues, The Kings song, New york,s not my home, just to name a few.Jims family had to sue the record company for the rights to his music,Those greed mongers kept all the money and left his family with nothing.Musicans have been trying to create music that is moving and tells a story that people can see,thats what Croce did.His characters in his songs are very much alive and still moving right along.Threw song in his storys,his characters are very much with us in the same way that Mark Twains remain with us.And the same as Mark Twain had his assassins so did and does Jim Croce.The storm took his life, but those assassins took much more than that.Mark Twain, Jim Croce, the City of New Orleans gave us all great gifts,It is time that we the people demand more than so little of our government.We have been impowered,we must use that power.

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13. Hunting, spying on trees, Gaming

Indeed, Good morning, In the news today vice president Cheney was out for a little pheasent under glass,he left his dog the does not hunt behind,and misjudged his position ,where apon miss calculating his target zone, in the confusion he miss fired pre maturely and hit a friend in deed, quite by miss stake .The president no king George holds his position on wacking down trees in exchange for schools, no child left behind, no trees left behind. On the political republican front runner for nonimation party presidential candidate Nute, Abscam, Gamebridge , cheack your own spelling version please, is on the hussel with the nations youthful souls ,young up comming college professionals ,on the subject line of changing the nations constitution to suit theirselves, Nute wouldn,t rule ot the presidency.Those people refer to theirselves as Jeffersonians ,Be Well, don,t become ill,because you must pay for it.Less taxs, less government, less national structure. They have a national ABSCAME revival in the planning. Nute claims he has changed, and is furthermore too old for all that.No dought that is a lie.Which bring us to the finnal tidd bit in the news,The save the trees fondation is considering comcombining forces with the save our national treasures fondation and marching on Washington DC in protest of all atrocities ,They must pay.

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14. Harvard,say,s Bush no child let behind is geared to the Bush,Haven sector.

A Harvord study shows that the Bush education policy no child left behind has no people overseeing the the educational policy within the adminstration,which is to say it has run A muck.It will seem it is geared to a select few,such a wonderful world it must seem.The concept is indeed a godd one, it just takes the right adminstration to put it into practical application.The Yale study to a different subject has not as of yet been completed, though the results will be the same. Let it come as no surprise.Rumor has it Bush bought a Harley.Harley hoo.

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15. Political Indignity

If they can,t offer a car in every garage and a chicken in every pot,than whats, to do for it,(?)Most of the garages are gone as are the housing of the pots, No room for lies in the political arena.How than does a politican speak when lies are out?Whats left to tell them ,the truth? Why that defies the very nature of being a politican,after all the last politican I voted for in a vast round of promises in all that was said, I estimated that if any of all that is true to cause,than I might just vote for that one.An imprint of catastrophes missmanagement, blunderous accounting,don,t know what to do,ness, and denial of heads of government has sweept the nation into a cold frount that is permanent.Permeated into national consciousness.Unbelievably ,no roads in New Oreleans.What in the world would happen if necular radiation from power plant waste contaminated much of a state,would there than be no roads leading to the problem?Would the people be left to deal with it?I think so by the imprint left behind by the Bush adminstration.It has shown us the truth.Tear that wall down said president Ragan.Who than would say build one?No cause for alarm now is there?Though there is cause for total outrage.I saw a sign that said the church that cares, What about our government ,shouldn,t it care too? Shouldn,t it reinforce it,s roll as caretaker in the overall intrest of this nation? I thought the Roosevelt adminstration impressed that.Now that the cats out of the bag,it is indeed time to reevaluate our standing as citizens being an active part of government. This includes the power to fire elected officials. To not vote for one is one thing,but to fire one is one thing other.There is indeed a fire kindling down below.

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16. American Armed Forces

As heavely as we are relying on our reserve forces as our armed forces are and have been without a doubt under funded and undermaned if the term still applies ,(underpersoned) this also means sending more troops is sending the same reserve and active troops back to the war zone.If you need um ,we got um ,just tell us,says the president to the commanders.And it seems the top commander says we are doing well over there.And there may even be future talk of troop withdraws if all goes well.Has it ever went well really? If the commanders must tailor the truth to suit the adminstration than all must be fine.Because the facts refashioned to seem suitable to the adminstrations perfered views are what in relation to the truth. Look no further than the L.B.J. adminstration to find facts to figure.Do we believe it, ? Is everything going well?One congressman said no I don,t believe it.He knows that the American mission is unclear.He said and I agree that terrorist are a global issue, it effects the intire free world.We cannot be combating terrorist globally unilaterally without the unconditional support of our European allies and without the center of focus being terrorist as a global issue.We are trying without sucess,as has been the case in the past to refashion governments in the middle east.Did Vietnam teach us nothing?If than we call recent past events and current events with this war a draft being formated in the rough ,than we must ask where does it begin and where does it end.When Bush said at the beginning of his secound term, (there is so much to do, there is no way to finish it in the next four.) (I don,t have enough time left in the white house.))It may not have been clear than just what he ment, but it is now.We are a country in a war with no clear mission at all.Stop the lies, The cost if far to high.

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17. Speechless ,Billy

Billy Graham left speechless after touring disaster areas ,for Billy Graham to be rendered speechless is somehow saying a lot in itself.More terrible than most americans can really even imagine.Thats the problem,the right wing republican party strong arm method of governing the buck ,and distributing government contracts within party favoritism .The state of the great depression was terrible like that.What did it take to put people to work back then?Or was that an adminstration that cared?The ruthlessness in those right wing strong arm methods is too far in every direction.

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18. The presidents popularity fades,The polls prove unfaithful.

It must be hard for even for those republicans to trust someone who just never seems to say anything perfectly clear,or clearly, Recall the general retired who was secretary of state under Ragan, the one who claimed he would invent a language if necessary to speak without saying anything that can be spun around to verious meanings?George just plain makes no sense at all,so than placing his foot in his mouth is an additional fail safe.You just can,t twist non sense to make any sense or direction.Nixons lowest poll showing was 26%back in March of 1974.Will George beat it?If he does let it come as no surprise.I think the saying you would be surprised what you can hide,has been put over on us far too many times over the years by those strong armed right wingers,the power structure of the republician party,those that order it to the right.I think the reverse order is about to order itself up, The reverse order is you would be surprised what pops up.Are polls just polls?Let,s wait and see just what kinds of things pop up ,If anything can be covered up,than the reverse also holds true, that anything can be uncovered,the other side of the same coin is anything that can happen will happen.We can make it happen,We can take it back.

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19. Is a silver slipper the same size as Nixons foot?

Did George do it again or am I imagining he slippered out another one?As each day and week passes since his second elective term the comparitive results in the red eye are compared to all the bad deeds of Nixons .Is the writing on the wall?And if so was it there to begin with? Somehow I can,t keep from thinking from time to time that the slow response to the hurricane tragedy has and had some very dark reasons behind it all.Tit for tat kind of a thing.The dark sided business approach to the capitalistic ways.We,ll do this,if they agree to that, what choice is there right? Though nothing left behind to validate it,or that being just a thought.Give un to Ceaser what is Ceasers,I really don,t think that ment give it away.Do you think George has any real idea just what kind of imprint he and his adminstration have deeply imbeded within this nation?He wanted to leave an imprint,but does he know that he has indeed?I once had a dream at a point in time when things were not going so well in my life,it seemed comical to view, there was Bob Hope on a bullys pulpet seemingly saying what ever and, Than Eric Burden of the musical group the Animals adressed the bullys pulpet and said all you need do is look.I woke up thinking look at what?I answered myself ,threw the burden there is hope.We can make it happen.

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20. Cheney ,Back To The Line Of Fire

As it will seem Dick Cheney is fully recovered and taking aim at senators,this time though,with precise,calculated,precision alignment and quick on the draw synchronized fire,en ,though it is not clear just what he means when he said that the american people have made their decision and that (they) agree with the president in that the, the american people see no wrong by a majority poll finding with the presidents domestic spying programme.,, be it terrorist or trees.Root,en & toot,en and high flut,en is ol,e Dangerous Dick Cheney,the fastest gun in the midwest.There is no being second bannana or vice anything to the tidle of Dangerous Dick Cheney. He is indeed back up to speed, make no mistake about it.He may be the man behind the man ,but when he is being Dangerous Dick ,the fastest gun in the mid west ,any side of the Mason Dixon line of fire ,it can appear as though he is second to none.It,s a tough call to make as to rather or not he is one up on this one or not,one thing is for sure ,he is indeed back on the fire,ng line.Only time will tell with this on going saga about Dangerous Dick Cheney,and rumor has it ,he is very fast.How fast and how accurate remains a mystery,as does the Presidents plan in the area of global terrorism and the war on terrorism.

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21. Dangerous Dick Cheney

So the telephone rings in the office of the vice president ,but this time it,s the vip line with the fuzzy seeming blinking light ,rather a upper crust version of caller anonymous,and V,v.i.p.,Well ,says Dangerous Dick, I think I,ll catch that one on m-,uy own.Hello, hello, from the other end of the line ,Dangerous Dick ,are you there?You all will just have to hold on there just a moment,I,am experiencing a bit of difficulty getting on this left sided boot from hell.There,there it is,if I ever see that boot maker again ,I,ll have a sore spot picked out in just the right place for um,you bet ya on that.Well now if it isn,t my old friend J.W. from the north west,how,s things a go,en? Are ya still wrestling with those poll cats now are ya? No,J.W. says, haven,t seen any in some time in a while.But,ah, I just called to tell ya, since you are back with it and all,ya know that Al Gore is out there catchen the attention of those questionables on that there subject we just don,t like mention,en.,Really,Dangerous Dick says, Oh yes D.D. The Big E. word.You mean that hurricane thing ,says Dangerous Dick? No D. D., I mean the very big E. word. You mean he,s out there talk,en about the enviorment and dasies and that sort of stuff?Yup, D.D. thats just what he,s talken about,and he is stur,en the chern quit a bit ,all over the scuttle butt it is D.D.Well says Dangerous Dick,I have two guns here, both loaded for bear,one more ain,t gonna make much in a difference, hell and hell too ,I have one for each of them.I,ll just stand there straighter than straight ,with the straightest face they never did see and I,ll just call Gore a lier,how bout that ,and I still got one more for um, in the hole.I would just love to see that D.D. ,but I got my hands full right here,good luck now hear, be seeing ya now D.D.Oh, and ah, watch out for falling rocks,hear? And so Dangerous Dick Cheney did just what he said he would do.

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22. Dangerous Dick Cheney On Art G.W.B. On First Strike

Indeed now Dangerous Dick can,t seem to get enough of the fire,en line.Why ah, just yesterday as he flipped his $1,000 plate over at a lunchen bash to see what was underneath ,just for fun, his wife discribed the humorous side of o,le Dangerous Dick.The subject in jest was terrorist urban art and what it may seem to reflect ,if it were there.Dangerous Dick being loaded for bear as you may know was quick to get a round fired off on that one, you bet ya!Why Dangerous Dick said, That depends on how many terrorist you throw against that wall.You see he who strikes first also strikes last ! A little out in the bush humor for you all there ,don,t you know!You bet ya.G.W.B. on the other hand is out on the range too with a stand on strike first on terrorist.He no doubt figures with all the strike outs he and his adminstration have made over the years ,he will get his licks in on the first run.The thing of it is, has he ever really gotten a hit on his own?This is the question that remains to be seen.

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23. Dangerous Dick Furious Over Gore Global Heat.

The phone rings in the office of the vice president,on the V.v.i.p. fuzzy blinking privet line, Hello hello, Dangerous Dick are you there,J.W. here from the north west.Call from a Mr. J.W. for you Mr. vice president,oh, ah, I better take that one m,uy own self.By the way ,have you seen that shoe horn of mine?Haven,t seen hide nor hair of it Mr. vice president,Ok than,but if you do, you bring that shoe horn right here ,hear? says Dangerous Dick. without hesitation Mr. vice president. Very good than says Danderous Dick, now ah, hand me that there phone than go on about the business the right way. Here is the phone Mr. vice president, yes,says the V.P. as he looks beneith his desk, that shoe horn, Is that you J.W. says Dangerous Dick? Yes D. D. this is J.W. So D.D. the reason I am calling you today as I know you are swampped with the business of the right side right now,but this Gore thing is raising quite a commotion here in the north west.There is something secretive going on with this Gore on the road trip having to do with this left sided business of global warming,it seems they have in invitation only hoop-la in the works over in western Washington and Mu-y sources inform me that the press is excluded from reporting on the hoop-la,And D.D. mu-y sources also inform me that they may be planing a wide spread media drop nation wide at some point in the future.This I fear would not be a good thing for the right cause,could do some real damage D.D.You know J.W. I,ve been thinking on that line of thought for some time in a spell mu-y own self,And funny you should mention that because just the other day mu-y ol,e friend Aloha Right Right Waywaylee form over there in Hawaii called to tell me the same thing,And do you know he has dug up an old legend has to do with a mysterous snow snake that only exist,s in Hawaii,and do you know rumor has it that the snow snake is believed to jump up peoples back sides and send a freezing cold chill up the spine, and in some cases believed to freeze people to death. We have oil people over there looking for fossels that may seem to comfirm the possible existence of such a thing it,s called operation global polar chill, now how bout that says Dangerous Dick,D.D. I guess you wern,t ah kidden when you said you have another one for um down in the hole. Operation polar chill. , Have you worked out any of the details on flying that past um ,I mean the scitentist and all,says J.W. We,re working out the details ,anything is possible that,s for sure,says Dangerous Dick, oh it might take a little fast shuffel,en and some sleezy deal,en but ah, there,s a trick or two that hasn,t been played yet.Your still the fastest gun there are D.D. operation polar chill,thats got to be the best ever. I,ll be seeing ya now D.D. right nice talk-en to ya now,and ah, watch out for them snow snakes now hear? says J.W. You too J.W. and believe it,!Now, says Dangerous Dick, where is that dang shoe horn?

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24. Dangerous Dick /operation Polar Chill

Ah, Mr. vice president ,I have located your ah, shoe horn,it was underneith some oil company research files labled operation global polar chill, said the vice presidents top assistant,Those files are V. top secret said Dangerous Dick, you could not have possibly seen those files even if you did.In which case sir I didn,t notice your shoe horn on the file labled snow snake orgins tracing back to Alaska.,said the V.P. assistant,does the snow snake have anything to do with warming nutralization? Oh, ah, if perhaps such a thing were to exist then I suppose it might said Dangerous Dick.If than it might said the V.P . assistant,than wouldn,t such a thing require snow to exist? That,s the beauti of said Dangerous Dick ,if such a thing were possible , that sort of thing don,t need no snow ,it simply is.Sort of natures way you might say of keeping a balance over this warming thing they are concerned about ,and all the ruckus those E- vironmentalist and pansy pushers are all squak,en about.Since you happened to notice that, if it exist,s said Dangerous Dick,did you see that movie Jarassic Park?Yes sir Mr. vice president ,I took my kids to see it. How about star wars did you catch that one ? The movie sir? No I mean the Washington D.C. version,you do know what office this is don,t you?said Dangerous Dick.Oh yes ofcourse sir, you mean Ragan.s star wars plan.,said the V.P. assistant .OK than said Dangerous Dick now ,if it exist,s than you are on the right page, Right?said Dangerous Dick, now ah, hand me that shoe horn.

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25. Dangerous Dick The Hawaiian Hunt

Excause me says a vice presidential aid, I don,t mean to disturb your conference ,there is a call on your V.v,i.p. line,It is sending a theam song ,I think it,s the one from a old TV show, Hawaii Five O ?,Ha, Ha, I know the one, said Dangerous Dick, I,ll ah, take that call mu-y own self, since your good at hand,en stuff over,o faithful assistant,why don,t you just hand me that V.v.i.p line on the right away, if you know what I mean.Right away Mr. vice president,the phone sir.The presidential assistant hands over the very prestigious V.v.i.p. phone over to the vice president. Yes, says Dangerous Dick, is that you Aloha,as it,s always a right surgar delight and pineapple too ,to hear such a fine tune over the vice presidential air waves.vice presidential,says Aloha, ?I must speak directly to Dangerous Dick,is he free to talk?Oh, Oh most certainly Aloha, and as always loaded for bear. Good than ,says Aloha Right Right Waywaylee , So D. D. ,the reason I am calling you today is that I have some good news about the allusive legendary Hawaiian deadly snow snake.Indeed days Dangerous Dick,do tell, Yess D.D. it seems in the records a white shifty seeming snake did exist on the islands though not much was recorded in any understandable language known to us.To be continued.

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26. Dangerous Dick The Hawaiian Hunt

Continuation Aloha Right-Right Waywaylee,,for the more than 150 years that we can account for, tails of the illusive, legendary and most deadly jumping Hawaiian snow snake have been floating around the islands. And details as it will seem are equally as illusive,and once more D.D. it is said that nobody has actually seen one first hand ,though the legend says many many people in these islands ,threw ancestral tellings have experienced the freezing polar chill from back behind of the deadlest snake unknown to mankind the illusive legendary Hawiian snow snake.And many others were not so lucky to recall the events.And D.D. my extensive sources inform me that it may be possible that a tribe of beings worshiped such a legendary snake ,And there may be archaeological supportive proff somewheres on these islands. My sources are in search of such data as we speak.Indeed Aloha says Dangerous Dick this is the best news I heard in some time in a while, even if I do say,I must tell you Aloha, since you first told me of that deadly Hawiian snow snake that ah, sneakes up from the back side and jumps up the B-hind to send a freezing chill up the spine I have thought of at least four just the right places for such a snake to go,that is providing it returns to just the right place where it can be kept an eye on.We,ll have some of those oil corperation arche such and such,s get to digg,en a little faster on some of those promising fossels, hell, we,ll send over a back hoe or two ,that will speed it up .Hell too a small army of pansy pushers, excepten, I don,t reckon there is an island big enough to hold em, all.Well now D.D. says Aloha, if everything was perfectly right what would we do? I suppose your right to the point on that Aloha, Says Dangerous Dick.You know Aloha, says Dangerous Dick I have a fly in meeting with General Oceolla ,ol,e Snake bite they call em, and he is quite the athority on the subject of deadly snakes, This snow snake is right up his alley,If anybody can make dang sense of this legendary stuff and place it to practical use it is ol,e Snake Bite.So Aloha, you will let me know what your sources turn up won,t you,Ofcourse D.D. says Aloha, and ah, you will let me know what ol,e snake Bite has to say, You can bank on that Aloha,and ah, watch out for falling rocks now hear,? says Dangerous Dick. Always says Aloha, and sleep with one eye open for them snow snakes D.D.Right you are again Aloha,be seeing ya, now ,says Dangerous Dick.Happy hunting D.D. says Aloha.End phone conversation. Oh, ah, faithful assistant,do the right thing with this phone for me now will you.And ah, hang it up gently,I wouldn,t want to disturb the mind set,says Dangerous Dick. right away sir, says Dangerous Dicks faithful assistant.

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27. The Sixty, Minute Time Capsule

Just another monday from hell say,s Dangerous Dick,did you see that sixty minute programme last night ol,e faithful assistant? Yes Mr. vice president ,and I must say the most unfaithful thing I have ever seen said ,and on national tevivision too ,of all places.Excause me Mr. vice president, the white house direct line is blinking sir, Oh, ah, I better get that one mu,y own self, Hand me that phone faithful assistant,and find me that shoe horn ,on the doubble right away, says Dangerous Dick, The phone sir and the shoe horn ,says faithful assistant, Right you are on time oh, faithful ,says Dangerous Dick, Yes G.W. is that you? Yes D.D. it is I, G.W. ,and do you know this global warming thing is getting a little too far out of hand,could turn public opinion over on us a point or two in them polls, Now ah, D.D. I have a shaddy seeming brief here that mentions a get tough solution an global warming,but ah, it seems to be about snakes in Hawaii,do you have any idea what in the snake is going on with this Bulla Bulla stuff,I mean snakes and All? Oh, ha,ha,ha,,! G.W. you slippered out a funny one that time, said Dangerous Dick, Bulla Bulla is some type of democratic soup,you mean Houlla Houlla G.W. Well than houlla houlla D.D. I stand corrected, but,ah, is there anything to this snow snake stuff.Says G.W. Well G.W. it may appear as though this snow snake thing may tie into a globle nuturalization to global warming,We have the C.CIA looking into it. The courperate central intellengence agency,are they tied to us D.D. says G.W. Oh, ah, ha. ha, ! G.W. you slippered out another funny one,ofcourse they are always.Snow snakes ,you bet ya,we need something of that kind of good to put over on it right now, So D.D. says G.W. do you suppose the Texas armadillo is any relation to the Hawiian snow snake, ?It would be a good thing for the right cause if a illusive Texas rodent of some type or other were somehow connected to the nuturalization process,what do you think D.D. Oh, ah, G.W. thats a good point, why thats right real good thinking G.W. ,After all anything,s possible.I,ll run that past them mu-y own self says Dangerous Dick. And ah, D.D. what are the chances of giving it a code cover of some kind or other, like operation Houlla Houlla.,says G.W. Oh ah, G,W. ,thats another good one,I,ll finagle that one across the plan.This could turn out to be just the right imprint ya know G.W.Thats right on target D.D. thats just what I,am aim,en to do,no matter how long it takes,says G.W. You know G.W., could take more than eight to get it done,since nobody knows more about it than us ,we may have to stick around these here parts for some time in a while now G.W. ,can you handle that?I,am up for it D.D. you bet ya on that.says G.W. Ok than G.W. watch out for snow snakes now hear? says Dangerous Dick. Yes ofcourse D.D. and ah, you watch out for slippery rolling stones .By now uncle Dangerous. Says G.W. Be seeing ya now says Dangerous Dick.Waht the hell did I do with that shoe horn?

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28. The LegendaryJumping Hawiian Snow Snake

As the legend goes, the jumping Hawaiian snow snake is the most slippery and the most deadly sneak,en up on ya snake that was or is known and unknown .It is said that the Hawiian jumping snow snake has never actually been seen up close by anyone though it,s affects are and have been recorded by many.As the stories go ,the jumping Hawiian snow snake is known to sneak up from behind it,s victim with a quickness like you wouldn,t believe,and it is said it will jump up from back behind up the be-hind to send a freezing polar chill up the spine,and in some or many case,s it is said that the freezing polar chill will freeze it,s victims to death.As the legend goes, one very foggy day at what point in time it is unclear,tails of white slippery snake seeming things were spotted swimming tword the Hawiian islands. A tribe leader sent some of the natives to greet these strange white snake seeming things to see if those things were eatable.Later as the legend goes all the snake greeters were found on the beach dead from what wasn,t known to them as frozzen polar schock. So the natives organized a hunting party ,which as it may seem turned out to be a snow snake free for all and the tribsman had not a chance against those deadly mysterioius snow snakes.The rest is rather unclear as to how the tribsman learned to coexist with those snow snakes,it will seem ,or as it may seem, they created a snake totem of some type or other and ofcourse there was sacrifices made from time to time to their newly arrived snake god,as it may seem.Transcribing the language used at the time of arrival of those legendary snow snakes is much morso eaisly said than done,as no one has ever been able to coherently tell the stories handed down threw the generations by word of mouth .That may be because the wide spread fear those snakes spread permeated down threw the Hawiian ancestral genealogy down on threw to the here and now.Essentially this is to say the snow snakes may have arrived 100 years ago or two hundred years ago,or five thousand years ago or anybodys guess.The legend of The Jumping Hawiian Snow Snake.

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29. Dangerous Dick Has A protest Or 2 His Own Self

The air of protest about the country has sent devastating bad vibes threw out capital hill and the office of the president and the vice president. Dangerous Dick Cheney too has a thing or two to protest.Both the president and the vice president remain firm on the stand both Iraq and Iran. There is an old saying in Hawaii, home of the ever notorious ,illusive and the fastest sneaken,est deadlest snake known of and unknown at the same time ,the Jumping Hawiian Snow Snake, and the saying goes, He who has difficulty speaking in truth,also has a problem covering over those lies.Are they out there rais,en a ruckus again over war causalities?Haven,t we made it clear to um all the idea here is you are either with us ,or you are against it.says Dangerous Dick. If they all wann,a protest something; why the hell don,t they protest those damn terrorist that wouldn,t know whats right good for them if it was stand,en right in frout of them.I don,t necessarily agree with every damn thing on the right agenda mu,y own self but ah, even I have to make concessions from time to time.Hell now you take these damn boots ,just for the right for instance,$3500.00 them boots cost,Dangerous Dick places his boots on top of his desk.Specially made ,and tailor made just for me,one fits just fine ,the other is a damn boot from hell.And those tie shoes ,those damn things are an indangerment to cival society.Now how bout that for a legitimate protest. Ya, don,t see me Dangerous Dick standing aroud some boot makers shop protesten ,.Hell no you don,t, because I Dangerous Dick know that in life we must deal with obstacles,even if there is one right real good way to settle the differances.One thing is for sure,the press don,t have ol,e Dangerous Dick to kick around,thats because it,s Dangerous Dick that does the kicken.And the right freedom of it too, how bout that.?There aint but one way, the right way.Haven,t they figured that one out yet?

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30. The president sees it in the long hall,Dangerous Dick,snakes

Just like I told ya oh,faithful assistant,says Dangerous Dick, It will be some time in a while befor this terrorist war obstacle is over the ol,e hump. Though the,yll come around to the right way soon enough. The sooner the better I would think, says oh, faithful assistant. Yes and rightly so, mabe sooner than expected ha,ha,. if things are gonna go right on target. says Dangerous Dick, Excuse me Mr. vice president, your V.vip privet line is blinking, it is sending a code message in what may be morris code, I think it translates ,Mu,y wheels are on and I am ready to roll.says a vice presidential aid, oh, ah, faithful assistant on the right away doubble ,go over to mu-y ah, sercet safety storage file locker the one with the skull and cross bones on it and a bring me mu-y little black code book on the top shelf just to the right . says Dangerous Dick, Which one sir there are seven of those, oh ah, thats right says Dangerous Dick, that,s easy enough ,just a moment , Dangerous Dick opens the top drawer of his own desk and gets out a very little black book, oh, ah, let me see here, ah, there it is, The one with the squiggly line on it, says Dangerous Dick, I know the one says faithful assistant,Is that what you call a line sir, looks more like a vicious snake ,On the doubble right away assistant, says Dangerous Dick. yuor black book sir says faithful assistant, right snappy of ya says Dangerous Dick, now ah hand me that V.vip line and mu-y shoe horn ,the phone, the shoe horn sir, Oh, ah, says Dangerous Dick here it is right here ,Danderous Dick sends a code response back in morris code, blink blink blink, The Coast Is clear., So ah, says Dangerous Dick, Ol,e Snake Bite I presume, Is that you? Why Dangerous Dick ,says ol-e Snake Bite, I didn,t think you still had it in ya, how the hell are ya, it,s been awile.Ya, know D.D. the reason I am calling you right now is that the rumor is spreading threw the underbrush that ah, there is some type of new snake that has recently been discovered, do ya know anything about it? what the hell underbrush do ya mean Snake Bite, says Dangerous Dick? Oh, come on now D.D. this is ol,e Snake Bite here,noth,en gets by me without becomming uncovered.This fly in meeting you have ordered ,is that what that is, it wouldn,t have anything to do with some undiscovered snake of some type or other now would it?To be continued.

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31. Dangerous Dick Snakes, continued

Undiscovered snake,?says Dangerous Dick,Why Snake Bite ,it would, ah, seem to me iffin there was anybody on earth that was agonna dascover a new or old undiscovered snake of some type or other I would think you would be the one behind the discovery.,,I can,t imagine some Darwinioan beating ol,e Snake Bite Ocelloa ,to the draw on them snakes,ha ha!You just might be right on that one D.D. I am viewing some drawings here of a white color seeming kind of a snake with an insidious looking cork screw ,or drill bit ,as it may seem of a tail,the drawing is intitled warm climate polar snow snake.What the hell kind of war games do you people play out there in the underbrush,if thats what you call that,why ah, polar snow snake in a warm climate,Hell snake Bite that doesn,t make sense ,because it would stand to reason that a snow snake ,if it exist,s would need snow to exist, and ah, common logic would tell ya that warm and snow don,t mix, same as middle of the road and domocrate don,t mesh with the one right way, ha, ha !how bout that ? What the hell kind of Bull shit for logic do you call that D.,D. everybody that knows the right way also knows that it has to get damn cold in order to get hot as hell,says General (Snake Bite)Ocelloa !How bout that? Oh, ah, Snake Bite,Indeed, and ah, since you put it that way, thats just mu-y game,but ah, there are some rules of language at the table,s here now Snake Bite, first of all ,bull shit is totaly off the table,and the name of this game is operation Houlla Houlla, on the inside title it is operation polar chill.And ah, snake Bite, you wouldn,t have shown those drawings to anyone befor I have had a chance to view it mu-y own self ,says Dangerous Dick. Why D.D. what drawings?Those cork screw,, drill bit things,I am rather intrested in how it may appear says Dangerous Dick. Oh, ah, D.D. I was just foolen ya, says ol,e Snake Bite, Those are just some doodle sketchahootels I keep at mu-y own desk ,it ah, helps me to stay informed,if you know what I mean.Ha, Ha !Don,t get yourself all worked up now D.D. nobody will see it befor you do your own self first.You mean nobody has seen the cork screw things, ? says Dangerous Dick, lissen Snake Bite how about do,en an old friend indeed a good deed, and ah, put them sketchahoots in a V.vip top secret file, mark it for D.D. ,s eyes only and ah, do bring it with you at the meet,en will you now?Ofcourse D.D. and ah, I,ll cover it with a bottle of scotch,just the right age.says Snake Bite. That will do to get the meet,en started ,says Dangerous Dick,what I got down in the hole will finish it off ha,ha! So lissen Snake Bite I better get to going, or ah, they may get to think,en this is a social call,but ah, watch out for them falling rocks now hear?Oh, yes D.D. and ah, you watch out for that slippery bull now,be seeing ya D.D.Be seeing ya Snake Bite,says Dangerous Dick. Oh, faithful assistant ,do the right thing with this phone now. And ah, bring me mu-y persoal A-dress book, will you now? yes sir right away ,says faithful assistant. Boot Maker, boot maker bootmaker, says Dangerous Dick.

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32. Dangerous Dick, Terrorist- Immigration

What seems to be the problem ,All this ruckus going,s on about immigration laws and the tightening of security at our borders? says Dangerous Dick.Curbing immigration laws the right way does not mean the farmers go with out.Why ah, most anybody who thinks the right way knows that courperate farmers are the back bone of the country.It,s always been rightly so.Growing such things as corn ,cows,bees,hell even snakes.Where would we be right now if it were not for those cotten picken appple pickers that immigrate on across the border yearley seasonally to pick about the nations courperate farming intrest,best thing in the world for exportation of products,keeps things a,mov,en.Hell we,re not a,say,en they can,t come across and pick the merchandise,we,ra just a,say,en we must keep a harness over the flow.And in the process keep tab,s on the at the border cross,en activitys so as to seek and find the potential terrorist threat and exterminate it. Nothing more than beridd,en ourselves of weeds .How in the world can anybody or as many of them as there are ,see anything at all wrong with that?This adminstration is not the least bit intrested in keeping honest hard working cotten picking apple picking people from an honest days work with pay.And at the same time the American unions represent a vast number of votes,can you blame this adminstration for placing a fix on a crutch or two in place in a somewhat honest attempt to at least make it look like we are trying to level the ol.e playing field?Even if I do say so mu,y own self, it all about what seems morso fair to the over all majority, but ah, 53.6 percent will do just fine.

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33. V.P. Staff Responds To Dangerous Dicks views on Immigration

Oh, faithful assistant and 9,or 10 aids of the vice president extend an outright standing ovation to Dangerous Dicks presentation of view to the border security, immigration and terrorist surveillance all in one issue.Outstanding Mr. vice president,the most devestating in it,s effect speech that covers all the right places ,we have ever heard.It is far too down right truthworthy though I am sad to say, and as we know they can,t handle all the right facts.If though however we could somehow tailor your wording somewhat Mr. vice president,that is to bring it morso ginger,ely ya, might say into the general right scope on the matters at hand ,we could wind up being in just the right position to put it to them threw the ol,e right curve ball.This could create a thunderous spin effect on the nations opinion polls.Brvo, brvo Mr. vice president, here here ,says a voice from within the staffing,You just might be in a position to tailor what ol,e Dick Cheney may or may not have to say ,but be damned if your a,gonna tamper around with what I got to say mu,y own self. Says Dangerous Dick,right devestat,en you say?thats just how it is. You tell all those pansy pushers whatever is just right for um ,and ah, we,ll just take care of business the right way as usual.Now get along the lot of ya, and go on about the business of this office the right way,says Dangerous Dick.Ya, know Mr. vice president Al Gore is out there reinventen himself and ah, he is round,ed up all them pansy pushers for the climate warming issues that just popped up,and ah, John Kerry too seems to be spring,en up in public view more often than not these days, we will have to hit it with something soon,says oh, faithful assistant. Gore, Kerry, I have one for each of them, and one more down in the hole for, Hillery pie Clinton, says Dangerous Dick.Haven,t you people learned by now that everything always comes round the right way ,or no way.This intire system is regulated by one velve and it only turns one way,the right way.,now do as I say and go about the business now here? hua, davestat,en you say.,says Dangerous Dick.,ol,e Dangerous Dick always has it in um,thats right.And one more thing saturdays come and saturdays go ,and mondays jump right up on ya.,and don,t forget that.They can try like hell to turn the old velve one way or another ,but ah, no matter how you look at it ,it don,t come round but one way,the right way, ,how bout that?

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34. Dangerous Dick Shins Light on Sen. Kennedy

Mr. Vice president ,says a vice presidential aid,I don,t mean to bother you in the middle of your daily light bulb cheack ,oh, sir do you want me to hold the ladder?Why the hell would I want anybody to hold mu,y own ladder?and just what are are you a,holden that,s important enough to wonder in when I am looking over the wattage percentages in relation to color correctness?Don,t you know I am right busy?Didn,t you see the ladder crossing no admittance sign?As a rule I would know better sir, but ah, have you seen this statement Sen. Kennedy made to the press most recently? says the vice presidential aid? What horse is he beating this time,and no I,am,a just getten round to mu,y rounds and haven,t seem mu,y newspapers yet.says Dangerous Dick. It says here Mr. vice president that Sen Kennedy says that the troops over in Iran/Iraq and nothing more than a crutch to sport the right cause.And we fear sir that there may be a leaking source from within the right cause that is shuffel,en the right wording from within your office out into the senate and congressional commonality.And worse than that sir he may be using wording or at least a word that applies only to your way of getting the right point across your own self.,says the vice presidential aid. Hell and hell too says Dangerous Dick,that,s the last draw,I,am,a call,en what I always got on the back burner right up front for ol,e Kennedy ,right here and right now.He better watch his step from here on in or there,s agonna be a show down right here in Washington D.C.,a dawrn right throw down.I ,ve been a,looken for some time in a while to get ol,e Lefty Kennedy to throw down.Hell this means war,If they want war ,they got one, you tell them leftys the right way is comming, I,am comming, and hell,s comming with me.,and a suprise too.

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35. Dangerous Dick, Fumeagation

All vice presidential staff are assembled sir,await,en you words, says a vice presidential aid. Yes, ah, very good says Dangerous Dick, Staff, now ah, Dangerous Dick says, it has come to mu,y awareness that there may be a bug shaped mouth somewheres within mu.y own hallowed halls that could very well be a,flow,en like a river in far too many unseemly places,and I dare say the unregulated ,down right unruley flow just may be a,reach,en the relms of the other side,the democrates may have information about mu,y own views hell the unvarnished truth that all those pansy pushers just can,t handle. The untailored, unvarnished truth .This ,if such a thing could or would have happened, has reached mu,y boil,en point, there just may be a bug amoung us,a down right turn coat of a bug.And so at this time I mu,y own self am instigati,,en a new office policy authoriz,en Fumeagation .There will be no crack or craves,no hole in the wall ,or place in the ceal,en for such a thing.I have ordered sign,s be placed in all the just the right places ,NO BUGS> The fumeagation process is far past the routine operation Raid,this here fumeagation requires the full bore.So ladies and gentelman ,let the fumeagation process begin. That will be all, says Dangerous Dick.

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36. Bugs Geeks

By the by Mr. vice president, I have a question, says a vice presidential press secretary,could it be that a bug is also a geek?If a bug is a geek or a geek is a bug than you simply exterminate it in both directions right?,says Dangerous Dick.Does that also mean it does not matter who gets caught in the cross fire Mr. vice president, says the vice presidential press secretary?The more the better says Dangerous Dick,would you leave one mosquito to due your arm because you splattered the other on the other arm?Because if you would than your a real daisy.,but does that solve the problem to begin with?says Dangerous Dick.Well no, Mr. vice president ,I suppose it would not.,says the vice presidential secretaty.Bi right you are,half a fix only allpies when a fix on a cructh is or has been placed to clearly make it seem that a fix is in place ,which inables the cause to slip threw the pasture in a given problem area ,inable is geek talk right? ,and come threw to some cause of the pansy pushers with right bright colors,true blue and right on the problem,is that rightly so,?and as would or will be released to the public view,?or is your job discription to a different view than mine?Says D.D.? Oh yes sir you are right a rain ,it,s all about hoodwink,en the publics views to whatever is the hottest issues at hand or that in an issue that will be.,says the vice presidential press secretary in charge of media control.So than,says Dangerous Dick, after the problem fades from view the fix on a cructh falls apart and rightly so.,good than, ,since we are on the right pages, and when it comes down to the right end of business in the business of presid,en over government,s intrestest,and Business, the core issues of business require a different kind of spin process, if I,am still correct?Says D.D., right you are again sir, says the press Secretary. Do you know what an ax is?says D.D.. Yes sir ,press secretary says. Do you know what someone who is there for the fall is, says D.D.? I believe so sir, says the press Secretaty.Do you have your own hard hat?says D.D. Always sir ,Press sect. In which case you may proceed about the business the right way,and ah, watch out for falling rocks,Says Dangerous Dick, Oh, yes sir always,says press sect.Do they know anything at all, says Dangerous Dick ,seemingly talking into the sky.

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37. Dangerous Dick Mindless Media

Mr. vice president says oh faithful assistant ,Have you seemed over the presidents public released view on immagration?Yes, yes ,says Dangerous Dick, I seemed over it sunday in mu,y own dark room, specially equipped with high rise 25 watt bulbs incased in cans.It seemed to me he used just the right wording which is all and very good for the middle of the road bunch.Lacked caliber Mr. vice president,had no punch,seemed only to be filled with daisys and daffadills ,no rice pads at all sir.It just seemed to skim across without stopping at the rice pads.Though he went clear back to the revolutionary seeming point of begining.Brought no water droplets to the eyes at all,in fact our most faithful supporters are more concerned about how much this immagration thing is cost,en in the tax which they fear will sneak up on them from back behind down the road,says faithful assistant.I know just how it would seem to um all, poor souls,they just can,t bear the thought of paying the intrest on the prime, says Dangerous Dick,ol,e Nute is keep,en um all on the ol.e harness for the right cause,which ever way they think they can steer it,hell those boomer bommers are right tender plum sure footed in what ever they will think to believe ,the right cause can just use each and every one of them straight threw and to the right goals.I truley hope so sir, but if we don,t hit it soon with something of caliber that packs a powerful punch ,our faithful supporters may think we are hiding something , they could even come to believe that the global warming thing is just what we have always been hiding,if they turn coat on us ,that could lead to total revolt.That could inturn change the face of politics for ever.It could perhaps collapse the cealing on the right way.Our usuall spin fear smear tactics are revers,en back right to us in some for instances.All of our frount line commanders at the political battle frounts are extremely concerned about what is being refeered to under the cuff sir ,as the boomerang whip lash.And our field lieutenants are under the presure of exposure.And the elections are to close for comfort.says oh faithful assistant. War is hell says Dangerous Dick,don,t you know that by now, it has to get damn cold befor it gets hot as hell,Oh we,ll loose a few of them lieutenants,hell and some field commanders too ,till it gets cold enough to turn up the heat.Now ah, get me mu,y shoe horn oh, faithful assistant and ah, bring me that fly swatter,says Dangerous Dick. Your shoe horn sir, I,ll have to locate your fly swatter,says faithful assistant.You do just that.,says Dangerous Dick. Excuse me sir, says a vice presidential aid, your V.v.i.p. line is blinking,Oh, ah, says Dangerous Dick ,I better get that call mu,y own self,bring me that phone will you now, on the right away, right away sir, the phone ,Mr. vice president.,says vice presidential aid. right snappy of ya, says Dangerous Dick,Let me see here, 13 fuzzy seeming blinks, ,oh ,ah, I know,Hello J.W. is that you?Yes D.D. it is J.W. from the northwest right on the ole blink,So D. D. the reason I am calling you today ,is that there is some strange fuzzy seeming things going on in the political frounts here in the northwest,mu,y sources of information tell me that our right hand man is not doing so well on the senate campaign trial.It seems he is loosing his footing from time to time,looks pretty bleek right now D.D. And ah, I was awonder,en if the ol,e right cause down your way in Washington D.C. has something cook,en down below that can change the direction of the current flow of things in these here parts,?At this point in time D.D. we really need something down and dirty ,the deeper the better to tell ya the truth .You know J.W. I was, just,a talking on that particular subject line mu,y own self,And do you know ,ther is a rock slide comming your way soon enough,but you also know J.W. it has to get damn cold befor it gets hot as hell right?Chilly peppers and the old long john D.D. says J. W. Bi right you are says Dangerous Dick.There ain,t but one way says J.W. Right you are there says Dangerous Dick, so lissen J.W. is there anything else on this agenda ,No not at this time D.D. it seems to me you have covered all bases right on time a usual, I,ll be seeing ya now D.D. and watch out for immitation igloos,that may be filled with surprises.I,ll do that says D.D. and you keep them poll cats at a distance now hear? Be seeing ya know D.D.

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38. J.W. and Dangerous Dick Phone conversation cont.

J.W. of the northwest proceeds, our man in the northwest is razor sharp ,he ah, knows just how to cut cost,s the right way by trimming down,hell I mean down right wacking down internal labor cost from within the courperate structure and over and above that he has made advancements in the insurance trades that have made the industery sore in stocks and profits.If anybody can find just the right way to pound down the insurance payout or pay way less where it will come right down to diaster it is he.A regular investagative engieneer he is for the right cause.We sure could use you alls help with this matter D.D. You do have a point there J.W., says Dangerous Dick,seems to me there just might be someth,en especially right for this one down in the hole.It will be gett,en back to ya now J.W. ,and ah, watch out for slippery numbers on the old slide rule now hear? You bet ya D.D. Be see,en ya .end phone conversation.Oh, ah faithful assistant, do the right thing with this phone now hear,on the right away.

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39. Dangerous Dick Transfusion

Excuse me Mr. vice president, the staff is assembled as you ordered sir,says a vice presidential aid of the vice presidential advisor.Very good than says Dangerous Dick,oh, ah, bring me mu;y fly swatter over there now and ah, hand me mu,y breif folder right there by mu,y coffee pot.Your brief and your fly swatter sir,says the vice presidential aid. Right snappy of ya ,says Dangerous Dick,you may proceed with me into the brief,en room.It is a dark day for the vice presidential staff as the process of fumigation has headed up a full head of steam.Good morning Mr. vice president,says the intire vice presidential staff .Good morning staff says Dangerous Dick.Staff ,ah, as you know in mu,y offices here recently I have posted an executive order authoriz,en the fumigation process to begin.As you all know,there may be a down right turn coat of a bug somewhere,s within mu,y offices that may have leaked information out into the senate and congressional commonality having to do with the opoinions and views of mu,y own self.And as you know ,in most recent events having to do with the over all intrest,s of the right cause,one real devoted right red rose ,has withered on out into the place,s where dried up things of such fade off .It is indeed just but a short fall from the thorn,s end to the ground where wilted rose peddles do fall.And I know that I speak for mu,y own intire staff when I say that we do hope that the fall to the wilted peddles path did not come without justifiable ends.Fore it is said that a rose is still a rose by any other name and when one falls ,another emerges.So let us not shead a tear for due process ,and let us not stand in the way of the process of elimination,because a fresh rose knoweth not a weatherd peddle.Purest in thought be the fresh rose and unbeknoweth.And so staff, this is to say in some for instances ,as it has been said the right way over and over again, it just may be the less they know the better.It just may be the begining of the changing of the roses,and roses come and roses go.Now staff in this here set of offices as you know there is a bug situation, and we know what happens to bugs, however in this one case ,I have found it within mu,y own self to find some useful forgiven,ness ,if and only if the turn coat of a bug will admitt to heading off into the the wrong direction and having become subdued by temptation of the wrong types of fruits.There is a cure,and the cure is there for even the wicked,it just requires a process known as transfusion.There are other ways to gain fresh blood ,other than to have to place a call out yonder.The beauti of the right way is even a turn coat bug just might deserve a secound chance.And so staff, and bug ,I will leave you now to go on about the business of the right way,and to weigh and balance the issue s at hand accordingly,even a bad apple can turn to apple cider,be it bitter or be it sweet.That will be all staff ,says Dangerous Dick. A hearty round of applause is extended threwout the vice presidential briefing room, it,s just too unbelievable to fathom,it just may be the vice president is in preperation to clean out all them clocks.A very powerful deliverance.

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40. Dangerous Dick Thwarts The Clock

The vice presidential staff is within a blunderous state of applause standing,as the vice president Dangerous Dick dilivered a tearing commentation to the presidents decision to acccept without hesitation the resignation of of his own chief of staff.Dangerous Dick leaves the vice presidential brief,en room fly swatter in hand ,,oh no, correction, he,s now carr,en his fly swatter under his arm reflect,en without a doubt as it may seem a general in command of his troops.There is no question to the command position Dangerous Dick his own self has exacuted over each and every questionable clock known to exist ,world wide without a doubt.The applause is almost at the stage of high thunder,as the thunderous cheers rally round the vice presidential breif,en room, It just may be that the fire down below in the hole has erupted to a volcanic state.It just may be that Dangerous Dick his own self has taken hold of them clock clean,en tools . As you may recall ,Dangerous Dick has made his own view clear, it matters not who get,s caught in the cross fire ,the more the better.This could be a day of reckon,en for a dividing republician party.Dangerous Dick has made his view clear to the masses, threw channels ofcourse, There Ain,t But One Way.

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41. Dangerous Dick A Fish Fry The Right Way

Dangerous Dick, Ah, oh, so many buttons on this damn phone thing, let,s see looks like that one,Dangerous Dick push,s the button on the phone system.Yes Mr. vice president,says oh faithful assistant.Faithful assistant is that you, says Dangerous Dick? Yes Mr. vice president ,you rang sir,says faithful assistant. Yes than assistant ,says Dangerous Dick,I have a task assignment that requires you keep things on the ol,e hush,in fact faithful assistant it requires your talent for not being seen or heard.You ah, slip right on over to mu,y office on the right away now hear? Yes sir Mr. vice president right away on the hush,says faithful assistant. Reporting for task assignment sir,says faithful assistant.Right red snapper you are son, now ah, move in a litter colse,r to mu,y desk here faithful assistant ,says Dangerous Dick, this here conversation is on the Q.T.There right there, son, ,OK now faithful assistant ,you know where I keep mu,y sercret safety file lockers right? you know the ones with the scull and cross bones ?I know the place says faithful assistant.Good than we are on the right page.Now ah, just over to the far right of mu,y sercret safety file lockers you may have noticed the tall locker with the small sign on the door that may say open at your own risk,the contents may not be responsible for the end result.I believe I may have noticed that one sir says faithful assistant. Good than ,and I think I just might know what you mean, says Dangerous Dick,D.D. slowely opens his top desk drawer and feels around the far right back portion of his own drawer,there it is ,right there,now ah, faithful assistant ,here is the key ,and ah, don,t let noth,en happen to ya between here or there on the count of there ain,t but one key.You ah, open mu,y locker and just to the right you will find mu,y fully baited ready to go long line fish,en poll,and just to the right of it, is mu,y home home on the range out door cooker,and ah, let me see here,oh yes I have it, and just off to the far right of mu,y cooker is mu,y fry pan,Now what ever you do faithful assistant ,don,t touch mu,y fry pan or mu,y cooker,but I do want you to stand there for just a moment and look at it,ah, the both of it,s,now ah, after you have stood there for just a moment ,I want you to very carefully reach in there and ever so carefully get hold of mu,y fish,en poll ,which is JUSt to the right,not a mear fraction off now hear?Thats just to the right in exacts ,there is absolutely no room for margin of error.Ok than once you have a hold of mu,y fish,en poll ,you ah, ever so carefully lift it out of there and bring it on over to me here in mu,y own office And faithful assistant what ever you do, do not be seen at mu,y own locker or a hold,en mu,y fish,en poll ,now ah, do you have all that?Ask,s D.D. It,s all in just the right place sir,says faithful assistant.Good than says Dangerous Dick ,thats just what I must know, Now ah, since you have that all down in just the right place ,there is one more thing, on the very top shelf to the very back and to the far right,there are some invintations, special invitations,you may find other types of invitations there too, but the special invatations I want you to bring me are those with the scull and cross bones just to the right at the top.Now do you have all that down faithful assistant?All in just the right place sir, says faithful assistant. Good than says Dangerous Dick ,now get to it hear? Right away sir, says faithful assistant.Faithful assistant wonder,s off to do his task assignment. Now let me see here, all these buttons, I know!that one, Dangerous Dick push,s the button,Yes sir Mr. vice president,shall I bring my dictation pad, no ah, faithful secertary but ah, what you can do for me is bring me a listing of all senate and congressional members divided accordingly our side, their side, the right side.,says Dangerous Dick.

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42. Dangerous Dick Congressional Confusion

One question Mr. vice president ,says a vice presidential secretary of staff, on the divisional end ,reguards to seperation by party ,the democratic congressional reps, the republician ,and those faithful to the right way,of the right way, long standing, than johney come latelys,does your list include those who you may not see, or that may be deemed as nobodys sir?As it is such a long listing,and timely in it,s configuration,each and every one of them has aids and influences,do you want the full spread sir? Indeed ,the works, the more the better, says Dangerous Dick, Gimme the full run down on each and every one of them.I have a little expedition in the plan works and I wouldn,t think to leave anyone out ,as you know,it,s policy now ain,t that rightly so faithful secretaty?Without a doubt Mr. vice president,says faithful secretary. Good than says Dangerous Dick, you won,t have too much trouble work,en that into your daily routien now will you? Oh, no Mr. vice president I,ll get right to it.says faithful secretary.Good than says Dangerous Dick ,and ah, do take your time, and when you complete it just bring it on in to mu,y own office by the end of the day hear?Oh, yes sir Mr. vice president, by the end of the day,says faithful secretaty.Very good than ,,says Dangerous Dick.There, there,s not so much to this phone thing after all,this here little button I wonder what it does?Dangerous Dick push,s the button.,,You have contacted the office of the senate oversight committee,where can I transfer your call Mr. vice president?What The Hell?says Dangerous Dick, oh ah ,this is your vice president I am conduct,en a test,does this thing work?

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43. Dangerous Dick On The Phone

Oh yes Mr. vice president says the staff assistant director of phone inquires at the office of the senate oversight committee,I wasn,t aware of a phone drill on todays agenda ,is this a random drill sir?Just cheacking ,or perhaps some maintnance was recently done?Random drill,says Dangerous Dick? Would that be something that happens without any warning ,sort of on a stone cold notion?I should think it could be sir,says staff assistant,Than I would say that it may be just that,says Dangerous Dick. The system does work ,am I correct in say,en so ,says Dangerous Dick, Yes sir Mr. vice president it does work indeed,says staff assistant,Than so be it ,says Dangerous Dick, consider it noted and ah, you do the same hear? Noted as such Mr. vice president.,says staff assistant.,,Oh Mr. vice president, is there anything at all we can help you with at this time, or perhaps ,is there something you may be intrested in telling us? I really don,t rightly see anything on mu,y agenda point,en in you all direction down that line of question,en though we always carefully consider your concerns,that will be all, thankyou, says Dangerous Dick.,end phone conversation. I wonder what a random drill looks like? says Dangerous Dick.

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44. Interview With Renowned Reporter Garrison Guerilla

Indeed,Todays report is a special feature event ,here with me today is a reporter held in very high reguard to his many readers, longstanding ,Garrison Guerilla who has been writing for the underground global political magazine The Daggers Edge.Garrison,s portfolio and roots are deepely inbeded here with us in the States. Very early on in his long standing career in journalism while attending college Garrison discovered a leak on the campus and fallowed up that lead to it,s end,and he ended up in Washington D.C.While furiously writing about the leak orgins of orgination Garrison,s draft number came up in the middle of his written report,where apon he, Garrison Guerilla shouted out in rage those almost immortal words that polled across this nation never to be forgotten (Hell No I Won,t Go)Such as it goes Garrison did go and has been reporting on the war ever since,Garrison swares one war flows over into another.,and he intends to prove it.And so without further ado ,Interview with Garrison Guerilla.So, Garrison, indeed ,it has been some time in a while,Why Desk Jet ,it,s been right on and far out every step of the way,and I must say for my dime your coverage, current events, the on going saga of Danderous Dick is right off the tip of the ol,e dagger,my editors could,t wait to pack me off in a bag and have it flown right off extreme express ,on the early morning eye opener flight.Just say no to jet lag.Rumor has it Desk Jet, that, there just may be a scandal happening right now in Washington D.C. that could as scandalous as the Nixon Watergate Break- Ins.And my editors also think that you might just be right on top of it.Well now Garrison, I don,t know anymore about it right now than you already do,if such a thing were to be true.Well Desk Jet one old war horse to another, does the Fumeagate Shaft-Ins ring any phone follys? Pure speculation Garrison, I can,t imagine such dirty deeds of that magnitude repeating itself.Well, Desk Jet would you bet on that ,in that such a dirty deed repeating itself or one deed leading to a greater dirty deed of destruction involving the eastern world,branching out into the intire world with it,s hot spots sparsely spread threwout the middle east?So than Desk Jet would you bet that the dirty doubble deed is nothing more than a extreamist over reactionary view threw glume and dispair? Or you can just call that an unfounded rumor>.Why Garrison what ever do you mean? Most americans as you know are concerned with the price of a gallon of gas ,and what in the world would the eastern world have to do with the price of a gallon of gas?Desk Jet if I didn,t know better I would swear that you yourself have become one of those tie tucking over rated ask holes that ask their editors if it is OK to have an opinion.Or that if their views fit just the right way>.A regular Mr. clean.Why Garrison, even you wouldn,t have that audicty,So, Garrison, what is the underground poll standing of the Bush kingdom parley talks.Intresting you should ask Desk Jet, over in France there is talk of american revolt,the rumor going has it that King B,s tea comes at too high in a cost.Stock piling flu vaccines that only work half the time is the hot topic in French jargon .It works for one than the other drops dead.You imagine driving you and yours to the nearest flu vaccination depot to receive the life saving cure, and on the return half way home one remains with us and the other drops dead,so than so long as you are not the driver who drops dead,you just might have half a chance.Or your car hits a tree it,s lights out ,the trees damage requires it,s removal and it than becomes material for a strip mall.It,s all in the same cake now Desk Jet, though the cake depends on how much sugar is converted to a fake alternative fule source, though non the less cheaper in cost than the price of a barrel of oil.Well Garrison ,the French God love them, have always had the extended views ,and fashion indeed. Certainly the French know that the age of the automatic pilot driven car is just around the coronor,and government projected human losses along that line are factored threw new wave technological advances in automoative comfort.You really should visit France Desk Jet.If I do,will you promise to fly back here for another interview in the near future Garrison? You can bet on that Desk Jet, Garrison Guerilla ladies and gentelmen,reporter journalist from The Daggers Edge.End interview.

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45. Bush Joe Smow ,Dangerous Dick Fee, Fi, Foh ,Smow

George Bush is out on the range talk,en to the masses as regular Joe George.He is very funny.He makes people laugh with his humor.What,s he got left? The old round up. If noth,en else workes ,hit them on the high side,better to laugh than to belch.Dangerous Dick smells something going on, and he intends to get to the buttom of it.There will indeed be more changes in this here adminstration ,cut them all off at the pass,says Dangerous Dick,The time is now to smell the fresh roses.Eight can get ya twelve.You bet ya.

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46. Dangerous Dick, Get It Right

Mr. vice president says a vice presidential aid, did you happen to notice what senator McCain said? he,s paly,en a game of russian roulette with phrases,the no word was used ,stupid.Of all the ungreatful ,unfaithful things to say, says Dangerous Dick, just what the hell party does he think he,s play,en for?He thinks we should get right tough with Russia.,says a vice presidential aid. Thing,s are agonna get tough here first,says Dangerous Dick,after we fence mend about the country coral,en the regular smows,we than can turn a good number of them in to regular Army smows so as to get to win,en the wars.Good stimulation for the economy,and ah, good for stabilization of the oil industry.,what you might call whipp um, for the win ,win situation.And than when we have that one under way, we can go to work here whipp,en and win,en the right way of view,en things right straight threw the intire party, cause there ain,t but one way, the right way.Now ah, McCain should take mu,y advice on the right side of things in general, and what he should do is just forget about further political aspirations,why after his last attempt, I should think he has come to know someth,en by now.,but if he don,t, than I just may have to bring it down to him mu,y own self just the right way.And if he,s useing the word stupid, than he may just look within his own self ,says Dangerous Dick, Because noth,en but stupid stupidity with the infectious afflection known as repetition that comes attached to o, stupid ones stupidity, would or could even make one think that he may say something of that kind of talk and not have to face the the one right way high rule of thumb.He just may be becomming a nuisance ,hell even a bug.If thats the case, he may be just plane stupid enough to not know just what happens to bugs.Why ah, up there in high right rule of thumb there is the biggest damn can of raid he never did see, he,d be dam,n lucky to even find his way to the wilted rose peddle path.We are all a,plan,en to stick aroud these here parts for some time in a while,what the hell does he think he is gonna run for?Unless he just want to run for.There,s gonna be some right rough get tough action whats gonna be happen,en soon enough,you bet ya on that,says Dangerous Dick.

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47. Dangerous Dick Whipp It For The Win - Win Situation

Mr. vice president? says a vice presidential aid in advisement to media spin, I know that you are throughly of the opinion in the strictest sense in the ways and the words of your own self,in that you your own self will not have your own words tailored,or refashoned , however I must say Mr, vice president, once again your own statement of facts reguard,en the one right way,to the specific area of win the war,or wars as you your own self said sir, well, as I previously called to your attention ,we are really in need of someth,en to hit it with ,right real soon ,so that we may spin the polls and public opinion to the right way of view,en it,and ,whipp um,for the win win situation just may have just the right catch to coral the masses and landslide the polls to our favor, the right way sir.I,am not say,en we should tailor it,or alter it,I,am just say,en we just need to fence mend it just a little, actually just a little bitty bit.You mean ,says Dangerous Dick, more like there,s no losers in this here lottery? Hum,ah, I don,t rightly know, what about them bugs?Hell, Bugs Mr. vice president,what about the lottery,? Mr. vice president your literary brilliance for phras,en catchy say,ens just could bring the right way to sixteen rather than the projected twelve we,are a,shoot,en for.Yes ah, says Dangerous Dick,but ah, you know experience from within the high right rule of thumb has it that you never actually place the cart in front of the horse,you simply whipp the horse to go faster, though at the same time you cannot whipp what is faster into faster than that. I would know just what you mean Mr. vice president, but the problem at hand is that the horse and the cart ,are just plane stuck in reverse,and the polls are out of control.Alright says Dangerious Dick,if you really think the lottery will fool,em ,than you work someth,en up for me to look at mu,y own self, in pen and ink that disappears now mind you ,after I have looked it over mu,y own self, and if it,s right real on target I,ll send it on up the right rule of thumb chain of rule.After ofcourse you rewrite it all over again in tripicate,all ofcourse straight down the right way of view,en it.Just could the right power packer all them questionables in the party need to bring um straight on in to the coral.You ah, go on now and ah, get to spin,en,hear? Oh, yes sir Mr. vice president ,I,am off and spinning.,says the vice presidential media spin aid.

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48. Dangerous Dick, Whats A Comm,en Round

Oh, ah, faithful assistant ,is that you, why I didn,t even see ya come in, right slippery of ya, is that mu,y fish,en poll,good, just set it right over there by that chair right there and ah, we,ll be hav,en a right fine fish fry soon enough.,says Dangerous Dick. Right there by the chair Mr. vice president,says faithful assistant. Oh, and ah, faithful assistant, on the old Q,T. ,go back down there and ah, just right of exact center you may have seen a oval shaped carpet on the floor,will you move it over to the far right and just underneith to the right of center where the carpet shall go back,there is a trap door, what I want you to do is open that door, ever so carefully ,so as not to distrub what,s down there,oh and ah, you didn,t lose anything ,such as a finger tip of anything did you,? No sir Mr. vice president,I am almost fine, just somewhat in shock.,says faithful assistant,. Good than says Dangerous Dick ,what doesn,t kill you only makes you stronger., now ah, where was I ,Oh ya, reach down there and over just to the right, and you will feel the neck of mu,y ol.e banjo.,you ah, get hold of it, and bring right on back here, right away, hear?And don,t forget to put everything back, just the way it was, you know the carpet right? It,s a hard one to trip, ophs, I mean miss.,says faithful assistant.I think I might just know what you mean,says Dangerous Dick.I,am right on it sir, says faithful assistant.Dangerous Dick carefully views his own phone ,Hum,ah, let me see, I know,- that one, he pushes the button, Is there something I can bring you Mr. vice president? Just what is your function Miss ah, oh, ah, it doesn,t say here ,oh, yes sir it is my job to bring to you what ever it is you may need,says one of Dangerous Dicks aids, Good than,says Dangerous Dick, I,am at just the right place, ,right back on target too ,even if I do say mu,y own self.So ah, what you can do for me is, you go on over to a place where you can buy the biggest damn bag of potato chips you can find, no, two of them, at least,and the biggest damn jar of Texas hot sauce ,you know what I mean, the dipp,en kind.,Now ah, get along now hear?Oh, yes Mr. vice president right away sir, and just one question sir, is there any particular kind or type you prefer ? says faithful aid. Why thats easy enough on a day like today, what is that again, d,, d,, no, ah, Lays ofcourse.,says Dangerous Dick .I know just where to get those Mr. vice president, says faithful aid, .Good than get along now hear? says Dangerous Dick. Dangerous Dick begin,s a , tapp,en the balls of his feet and his toes, with a western rhythmic flair,,I forgot to have ol,e faithful assistant bring me mu,y whipp,-, to the tune of ,you know the one, -He,ll be a, comm,en round the mountian when he comes, he,ll be comm,en round the mountian when he comes, he,ll be comm,en round the mountian ,comm,en round the mountian ,comm,en round the mountian when he comes, He,ll be rid,en six white horses when he comes, he,ll be rid,en six white horses when he comes, he,ll be rid,en six white horses ,rid,en six white horses, rid,en six white horses when he comes,How bout that, says Dangerous Dick!

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49. Dangerous Dick Apples, Oranges, Alligators

Oh, Mr. vice president, says a vice presidential press secretary aid, we have another situation in Florida, this time it involves Homeland Security ,it seems we have a sexual predator one who is or may be a child moulester, rapest,sex offender ,a one Brian Doyle press secretarial aid to Homeland Security.Oh, ah, says Dangerous Dick, are those allegations or might that be the down right truth?Caught red handed sir?says press secretarial aid.This could be becomm,en a epidemic, says Dangerous Dick,falls under the catagory of unforgivable action which requires punitive ,hell isn,t that just crime that requires punishment to the maximum penalty of the law,hell and some more too. There may be another one of them somewheres ,though it may be hard to tell.Seems to me they hide theirselves until they cannot ,than just seem to pop up like the old jack in the box, almost as if the can no longer contain their-selves.I should think to wonder if they hide themselves even form themselves long enough to reach a career high point ,or they reach it ,than can no longer hide it because it all just becomes too much of something,which will lead to too much of something else ,which will inturn lead them to too much of noth,en which is prison.,or exile, or only to be kept around on the back burner for future higher reason,en.,you bet ya. And at the same time those terrorist are a likeness or the same as those sex offenders, predators , child moulesters ,rapest and birds of a feather flock togather ,too much of someth,en ,them sex offenders, rapest, child moulesters,terrorist predators all have in a common trait.I have a meet,en comm,en up soon enough with Genneral Snake Bite Ocelloa,I,ll run mu,y own connection here past ol,e Snake Bite.You ah, just keep a lid on this one now hear?That may be hard to do sir ,says a vice presidential press aid, since it has already made it,s way into the news, but I can give it the old right rough and ready tuck,en sir,we,ll just hush over it.Good than, says Dangerous Dick, get to hush,en hear?

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50. Dangerous Dick- Day Dream Believers

Here is your banjo sir ,where will you wish to have it put? says oh faithful assistant. Oh, ah, says Dangerous Dick ,just put it over there by that chair right there ,just to the right of mu,y fish,en poll.and ah, you ah, after you do that ,sit down in that chair right there,I need a sound,en surf board for some thoughts I have been stirr,en the pot on.Right away sir says faithful assistant. Ok now faithful assistant as you may know we have another situation here, this time it involves homeland security.This involves one sneaky .slippery, sliver,en slimey rotten pineapple .,one Brian Dole., press aid to Homeland security Florida, have you heard anything about that ? Oh yes sir, it,s under the old hush about right now. Good than ,thats how it must be, says Dangerous Dick,You do recall the other situation down in Washington the state, ? Yes sir, says faithful assistant, but as it may seem those are allagations in so far as how it may be,.That just may be rightly so in so far as the legal point to call, but along the high right rule of thumb line of sight,there is more.There just may be too much more.,you ah, are on the right Q>T. now ah, faithful assistant. Oh, yes sir ,and with a tite lid.Good than says Dangerous Dick,You know faithful assistant ,many great people threw-out the centurys have had inspir,en dreams that have lead to great things,do you know what I mean? Oh yes sir, the snake that swallowed it,s tail. Thats rightly so, faithful assistant, well you know I had a dream mu,y own self last night,you pay attention now hear? Oh yes sir ,the floor is yours,. Good than says Dangerous Dick, I was ah, view,en the Great Wall of China,and a,wonder,en what in the hell is the big deal about a bunch of rocks piled up,than suddenly it occurred to me that people had to pile them rocks up a very long time in a great distance in time.Than the strangest thing happened, them rocks, began to take shapes and color, rather red to be exact, sort of art seeming, you might call that artsy.Well than don,t you know I saw mu,y own self over in Sudi Aribia somewheres digg,en a hole in the ground ,just the right depth.And do you know Suddam was thrown down into that hole in the ground with his head just above ground,so he could see what,s comm,en.Than Dole, and all kinds and types of sex offenders,rapest ,child moulesters ,from all corners of the earth ,terrorist too, were construct,en a great wall ,with rocks,and the wall comb,ed across the deserts as if to seem the horizon itself was a,connected to this wall.And so Suddam was over see,en this construction from within the hole I mu,y own self dig to just the right depth. And suddenly it occurred to me that this wall is indeed a great work of art, the wall to end the dirty deeds of evil.This wall must be without a doubt World Wall 2.All of natures imprefections build the great world wall and in so doing become part of the world wall forever.Now ah, it may seem a little rough around the edges, or perhaps somewhat unseemly, but ah, under the head,en of art in progressive motion ,there can,t be anything wrong with it. Wouldn,t you rightly agree faithful assistant? Whole heartedly sir. Good than, says Dangerous Dick .,we are on the right pages., Because the way it may have seemed to me this hear world wall 2 would or could compare to the greatest works of art known to the earth.Now ah, faithful assistant just the other day I mentioned that the affects of terrorist urban art on a wall would depend on how many you throw up against that wall. Little did I know that the solution to this mess was just to the right of the very tip of my toung.Terrorist ,child moulseters ,Sex offenders, rapest, are all the same,so why the hell stop at where it would depend?There just may be someth,en for each and every one of them.One hell of a great dream sir, says faithful assistant. That may be rightly so ,says Dangerous Dick, But is a dream just a dream?

[Moderator]

51. Locking

Time to move on and talk about something else.