Don't Tell Anyone: Gateway to Alternate Universe Hiding in Baudette, MN

[MineralMan]

It's been there for years, but nobody ever goes to Baudette, so it remains little known. If you go there, try the third stall in the Men's room at the Baudette International Airport (BDE). Just as a matter of interest, it's an international airport because they have a couple of charter flights a day into Canada. Wave your hand three times in front of the infrared flusher and you'll be transported. The last time I tried it, though, I ended up in the same place I started, but the walls in the room were slighly greener. I couldn't tell much of a difference between the two universes. I suppose there might have been a different result on another try, but I was content with the new color, so I left.

Who knows, though...you might have different results and end up in a better universe. Good luck!

P.S.: There are no regularly scheduled airline flights in or out of BDE, so you can't get to that international airport on any airline. Odd, that. You can go to International Falls, though, and rent a car and drive to Baudette to use the inter-universal portal there.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Damn, is that where it is these days? And if it's in the men's room,

does that mean women can't be transported to the alternate universe? I've been to the Baudette airport, and I can assure you there was no portal to an alternate universe in the ladies' room. But it's funny how alternate universes seem to turn up in airport men's rooms -- just ask Larry Craig.

But I really don't think that's the only portal. My cats have one that they use all the time. They will completely disappear for hours, not to be found no matter where I look and how much I call "kittykittykitty," but then will suddenly and magically materialize in the kitchen when I open the cupboard where the cat food is kept. I mean they just appear. I don't hear the pitterpatter of little paws at all -- there's just the silent and instantaneous appearance of a cat right in front of me.

Cats don't need no steenkin' airport men's room.

[MineralMan]

2. Just ask a friendly man to stand guard on the door while you transport

yourself to that alternate universe. :rofl: