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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 05:34 AM
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Teacher Fakes Bomb Threat To End Faculty Meeting (FAKE EDUCATION NEWS)
Just off the grounds of Fairdale High School in Louisville, KY a makeshift banner has been hung in honor of 11th grade English teacher Jason Cooley. The banner reads simply: “Thank You”...

Mr. Cooley, 29, has been arrested and charged with one felony count of false public alarm for calling in a fake bomb threat at Fairdale High during a faculty meeting. Mr. Cooley is currently in federal custody with bond set at $10,000.

Sources attending the meeting all reported the same sequence of events, though all but one wished to remain anonymous.

The meeting began normally with the principal offering a hollow thank you to everybody for all their hard work.

Then came a number of announcements; though sources could not recall any of them. One teacher thought one of the announcements might have been about a future workshop on enhancement or compliance with “some damn thing or another.”

Tension seems to have begun rising in the room when a district representative announced to the faculty that as of the second semester all teachers would be required to use the same online gradebook, cobbled together with shitty district software. The 42-slide PowerPoint explaining the new online gradebook was allegedly legible neither on screen nor in the handouts.

Said one source, “These aren’t really ‘meetings’, you know? We don’t discuss and decide things. Teachers decide nothing. These are just gatherings where directives are handed down or we are subjected to inhumane and useless professional development ‘opportunities’….But that’s all normal. I think Jay really started to lose it when the guy from downtown left and we had to get into groups…he always hates that shit.”

Teachers were asked to get into groups of four and write down one experience they had as a student with a teacher that impacted them profoundly in a positive way. They had 4 minutes to write. Then they were to share this experience with a partner at the table; three minutes each. Each table was then to choose a “scribe” to summarize all four stories on flip chart paper prior to a gallery walk. Cooley became increasingly agitated throughout the activity reports his ‘think-pair-share’ table partner, Amy Koltoff.

Says Koltoff, “Jay always hates this shit; like 92 percent of us. You just go along, swallow your dignity, smile and nod. That’s the code. But that day was different. When they told us that each table would have to act out one of our ‘special teaching moments’, he turned real pale. He dropped under the table and I thought he was going to be sick. Then I saw he had his cell phone out. Seven minutes later the building was evacuated. Jay is a hero.”

Speaking in a statement through his lawyer, Cooley said: “After three days, jail is still way better.”

http://teachbad.com/2010/12/28/teacher-fakes-bomb-threat-ends-faculty-meeting/


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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 05:42 AM
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1. I've been in many sessions like that.
Working for a large corporation. Schools are not the only ones that have them.
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 05:43 AM
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2. me too. pretty much universal to the corporate/bureaucratic mindset.
Edited on Sun Jan-02-11 06:33 AM by Hannah Bell
those meetings are so weird. you know everyone's thinking pretty much "when is this useless crap going to end?" but more or less everyone is smiling & kissing ass regardless.

what would happen if everyone stood up & said, "mad as hell & not going to be complicit anymore"?
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Smarmie Doofus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 07:40 AM
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3. Teachbad strikes again.
Great site. I plugged it in my chapter newsletter.
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tomg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 08:42 AM
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4. Hilarious.
‘think-pair-share.’

So how long before Faux News picks this up and reports it as real news?
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Reader Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 10:19 AM
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5. OMG, don't give me ideas!
I think this must have been written by someone who teaches at my school. Some of us have joked about calling in bomb threats to end some of the more ludicrous meetings.

I think I need to print this and slip it into our principal's box. Heh heh.
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adnelson60087 Donating Member (661 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 10:51 AM
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6. I had that moment about 2 years ago...
when my district started talking about PLT's and how all teachers' opinions were equal, despite lack of experience or knowledge about subject matter. Decisions made on-high, with no insight from classroom teachers, the endless rush to destroy individuality of instruction and toward standardization. BOOM! That was the time I really realized how far off the path we have gone.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 03:14 PM
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7. “After three days, jail is still way better.”
LOL! Not surprising.
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diddlysquat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 03:41 PM
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8. I had a fellow teacher who once
had his wife call him in the middle of a staff meeting with an "emergency". He had to leave suddenly. same idea but not illegal.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 05:18 PM
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10. We text each other during meetings.
It's hard not to laugh sometimes.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 05:17 PM
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9. Does anyone know who this guy is? His blog is hysterical.
Very tongue in cheek stuff, my favorite kind of humor.
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 06:11 PM
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11. I love this guy.
He's one of the teacher blogs I subscribe to.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-11 08:56 PM
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12. Surely there's a smartphone app that's a timer?
Set your phone to ring after, say, 15 minutes ... then jump up and say "Hey, I've got to take this" ...
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