I bet Joe Nichols doesn't have THIS in his collection: The Area 51 Alien Sex Doll

[Ian David]

Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)



Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

More (NOT SAFE FOR WORK):
http://gizmodo.com/368764/area-51-sex-doll-has-three-boobs-comes-with-free-alien-lube-nswf

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1. Area 69?

Gotta love the Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer too! I may have to get a couple of those as gifts.



-Plays "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme" at the end of temperature taking

-Read-out in either Fahrenheit or Celsius

-Large night light display for easy reading

-Oral, underarm or rectal use




:rofl: Jeez, my eyes are watering from giggling. :rofl: