Heddi
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Fri Feb-27-09 10:14 PM
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Bobby Piyush Jindal Eats Cheese Sandwiches |
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and forces poor black kids to get autism.
discuss.
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Fri Feb-27-09 10:45 PM
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This is very important.
Of course, I might just have missed the point...
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Heddi
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Fri Feb-27-09 11:19 PM
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2. whatever kind he forces the poor kids to eat |
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because he's up for punishing them for their lazy parent's inability to make them a lunch before school.
Oh and the cheese must be made of breast milk, and served only at Olive Garden and TGI fridays
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Fri Feb-27-09 11:25 PM
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3. If I was forced to eat Swiss, I wouldn't complain. |
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Some of the stinky cheeses might be a bit much, though. Would breast milk make them more or less stinky, do you think? Maybe the breast milk cheese lobby has funded some questionable studies I could reference?
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Sat Feb-28-09 02:35 AM
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Smells exactly what it sound like. Wonderful.
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Sat Feb-28-09 02:34 AM
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4. Cheese is my favourite food. |
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It's the adult form of milk.
I hardly ever go to GD any more. Those people are hysterical, if you know what I mean.
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Sat Feb-28-09 07:37 AM
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6. Wait...how does Jindal eating cheese sandwiches give poor black kids autism? |
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Sat Feb-28-09 08:02 AM
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7. You are not being truthful |
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Jindel would NEVER humiliate himself thatway because you know there is no worse torture than eating a cheese sandwich...:crazy:
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Sat Feb-28-09 01:19 PM
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8. It's cheese made with rBGH, too. n/t |
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Sat Feb-28-09 07:20 PM
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9. What's the impact upon the peanut allergy lobby? |
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And does this affect Big PB?
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Heddi
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Sat Feb-28-09 09:12 PM
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10. well the train of thought is |
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that those we don't infect with autism will get awful peanut butter allergies and never be able to leave the house or go anywhere because they'll get all swoll up and die if they're within 42 light years of anyone who even mentioned the word "peanut butter" at any point in their current or past life(s)
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Sun Mar-01-09 04:01 PM
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11. Are you drunk posting again, Heddi? |
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It's obvious that poor black kids aren't forced to get autism. They contract it willingly for the welfare money.
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Sun Mar-01-09 05:59 PM
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fucking welfare kings/queens
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Sun Mar-01-09 05:14 PM
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12. I had a cheese sandwich yesterday. Cheddar. |
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Since I'm not Bobby Jindal, this is okay, right? There's no "every time you eat a cheese sandwich, a black child becomes autistic" rule, right? Because I really like cheese, and I'd feel sorry for all those black children.
Interesting side note Spell check suggests the following as replacements for "Jindal": Malinda, Kalinda, Odelinda, Delinda, and Selinda. :shrug:
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Sun Mar-01-09 06:00 PM
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14. well of course you don't care |
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because you're so busy cashing your PAYCHECK made of CHEESE that you can afford not to care. Shill.
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