realisticphish
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Wed Feb-17-10 05:51 PM
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I guess I've been duped by Big Pharma |
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Edited on Wed Feb-17-10 05:52 PM by realisticphish
I got a tetanus/whooping cough booster, and an H1N1 jab. I assume mercury will begin pouring out of my nose at any time now
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lightningandsnow
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Wed Feb-17-10 06:01 PM
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1. Nah, you'll just get teh autism. |
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DO YOU FEEL THE LOSS OF SOCIAL SKILLS YET? DO YOU FEEL IT?
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LeftishBrit
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Wed Feb-17-10 07:33 PM
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This will enable the NWO to forcibly vaccinate everyone and to persuade President Obama to declare *marshal* law.
Also, Baxter or Merck or somebody probably created a new and deadly virus to insert into the vaccine and cause you to go into spontaneous combustion!
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Wed Feb-17-10 08:20 PM
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3. That arm soreness from the tetanus booster you will feel |
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is actually a giant ball of mercury.
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dropkickpa
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Thu Feb-18-10 08:41 AM
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4. report it to VAERS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! |
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It's a horrible adverse event, doncha know?
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realisticphish
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Thu Feb-18-10 02:39 PM
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5. that sounds suspiciously |
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like a superhero origin story.
just have to think of a name...
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Sun Feb-21-10 02:28 AM
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7. Well, I'm still alive and kicking, after inoculation by... |
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Egyptian military/government nurses. Several times.
Yes, they were female. They were presumably Muslim, though I didn't ask. They were chatty with good bedside manners, for lack of a better term. And all displayed a good sense of humor, laughing when I pretended to go into a seizure after the shots/blood tests/whatever.
Big Pharma is clearly screwing up its incursion into the Third World. Here in One Nation Under Jesus, when my HMO prescribed the antibiotic Cipro, the local Sav-On pharmacy tried to charge me $150. Because it was an "outside referral."
In Egypt, I could walk into any storefront pharmacy and buy a large economy-sized pack of Cipro for less than $10 American. Taking Cipro indiscriminately is NOT a good idea, as any of our Resident Grump Nurses can explain. Total Disclosure - I put myself under the care of an Egyptian doctor who monitored everything. And made house calls to my apartment!
When I got sick on vacation in Italy, the local Evil Socialized Medicine pharmacy charged me less than $20 for a whole bunch of Tummy Medicine. As I had colorfully thrown up on their doorstep, frightening several Italian Moms/tots, they seemed to be mostly concerned with curing me. And those people didn't know me from...uh...Fictional First Man. It was probably the raw shellfish I insisted on eating...
A co-worker in Egypt went on vacation in Germany. He tends to be a conservative...or did, until his back went out in Frankfurt. A hospital visit, specialist consultation, and prescriptions cost him about $80 American. Now he's dangerously close to being a liberal on that evil SOCIALIZED health care.
:rofl:
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Sun Feb-21-10 11:15 AM
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8. Isn't it amazing how that works? |
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Evil socialized health care is only bad until one actually needs it....;)
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Sun Feb-21-10 11:39 PM
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9. I just completed my Gardasil series Saturday |
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And I've had H1N1 vaccine! Boo!
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realisticphish
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Mon Feb-22-10 12:16 AM
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why childrens vaccines cause autism, yet adult vaccines do nothing of the kind...
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dropkickpa
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Mon Feb-22-10 09:11 AM
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11. Doncha know? They were all Indigo chilluns |
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Edited on Mon Feb-22-10 09:27 AM by dropkickpa
Before big Pharma got their hooks into them, now they're damaged beyond repair!!!!!
We adults aren't that speshul.
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