My MS is cured! (When I get one of these!)

[mr blur]

COMBINES THE MOST POWERFUL FORCES OF HEAVEN AND EARTH

Do you believe? Wear this solid COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET for the most powerful healing and comfort you’ve ever experienced! COPPER has been relied on for centuries to ease the pain of arthritis. MAGNETS are used therapeutically to ease muscle pain, tendonitis, bursitis, back pain, poor circulation and more. And faith in the miracles of JESUS can not only protect you from physical pain, but soothe your soul in times of stress! Fully adjustable to fit most wrists.

The power of 3000 Gauss magnets and Jebus!

Can't fail!

http://www.dreamproductscatalog.com/details.cfm?item=12489

[lazarus]

1. I must have one!

MUST MUST MUST!

[Heddi]

2. prior to seeing this ad

I was unaware that cooper had powers, much less soothing powers....

[TZ]

3. Hey its got the magical power of making your skin turn green...

Its amazing!!!:P

[iris27]

4. Dammit, you beat me to it!

:)

[trotsky]

5. Hell, prior to seeing this ad...

I thought copper was a non-magnetic metal.

Silly me. The power of JEEBUS can do anything! Praise the lard!

[beam me up scottie]

6. Hey, guys, look! They have girdles for you too!

Buy this 2 sizes too small and wear it on a 98° day when the humidity is above 90% and you'll know why we're so cranky.

[onager]

7. Ha! A Woo-Woo Wife-Beater!

Etymology for the confused, from the Urban Dictionary:

Wife-Beater: a very tight, white tank top that is ribbed in texture. This style of shirt is usually found on overweight white guys hailing from the trailer courts. unmistakeable markings of bbq sauce or chew spit on the front and smelling of old stale beer and excessive perspiration. The wearer can be found at any type of festival which involves his toothless relatives working the carnival rides. "Dude, let's go to the state fair and check out all the trash wearing wife beaters."

Hey! You just described most of MY relatives!

Equal-opportunity bashing from Wikipedia: In America, it is also known as a wife beater, Guinea tee or Dago tee (from guinea and dago, ethnic slurs against Italians). In British English, the A-shirt is known as a tank-top, wife-beater or vest.

I prefer this picture, apparently not an overweight white guy...

[mr blur]

8. Actually, not called a wife-beater over here.

Vest, probably, maybe tank top.

[onager]

9. The Internet is WRONG?!?

This calls for a massive re-evaluation of my world view..

:banghead: