HuckleB
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Thu Oct-28-10 04:08 PM
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Counterfeit homeopathy drugs! Danger! DANGER! |
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Thu Oct-28-10 04:42 PM
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1. I'm drinking a 16 oz glass |
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of homeopathic medicine right now. I ran it through a Brita filter first.
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HuckleB
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Thu Oct-28-10 04:44 PM
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2. Does the Brita erase the water's memory? |
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Thu Oct-28-10 04:46 PM
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3. I didn't think you could |
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I thought the water's memory was impervious to any actions that would affect it in a negative way.
I just know I don't have the flu, so it must be working.
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Thu Oct-28-10 05:23 PM
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4. You don't have ebola or malaria either. |
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See how powerful homeopathy is???
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Thu Oct-28-10 05:58 PM
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Activated charcoal is "scientifically" "proven" to erase the water memory of non-homeopathic substances.
For example, the water's memory of dinosaur urine, backwash, soap, blood, etc. is "scientifically" removed by the activated charcoal, leaving just a pure homeopathic remedy with negligible trace amounts of charcoal.
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Thu Oct-28-10 06:52 PM
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6. Surely dinosaur urine must enhance fertility or prevent bus accidents or... |
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Thu Oct-28-10 08:34 PM
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7. Only parts of endangered species have any effect. |
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Once they're extinct, the benefits begin to fade at an exponential rate. Endangered rhino horn won't be usable as an aphrodisiac once they're extinct because the rhino life force can't bond with the ionic covalence in the ground horn.
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Fri Oct-29-10 12:01 AM
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But surely Brita is to blame for the great spread of "Vitamin D Disease." Oh, no. Wait. That's the CDC.
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Fri Oct-29-10 12:09 AM
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Edited on Fri Oct-29-10 12:09 AM by laconicsax
CDC=Citamin [sic] D Conspiracy after all.
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Fri Oct-29-10 04:54 AM
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10. You are *really* good at that |
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Edited on Fri Oct-29-10 04:54 AM by Occulus
:D
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