Well, this explains a lot...

[onager]

...or it would, if Satan actually existed...

Billy Ray Cyrus claims "there's no doubt" his family is under attack by Satan

So what? The rest of us, for years, have been under attack by the spectacularly untalented Cyrus family. They should retire to a desert island with the Kardashians and the Jersey Whore crew. Hopefully an island with a believed-to-be-but-not-really dormant volcano.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=210x41838

(X-post from Entertainment, which links to the original story...in case you feel the need to comment.)

[realisticphish]

1. uh.....huh.

[charlie]

2. He should be so lucky

Robert Johnson had the Devil on his back and wrote Hellhound on my Trail.

Achy Breaky Heart sounds like Billy was dogged by a braying, lovesick Richard Simmons.

[Warpy]

3. Anak Krakatao is uninhabited

and some of the vegetation around the crater is quite lush and beautiful.

Those Volkswagen sized chunks of rocks being blown out of the volcano every couple of weeks wouldn't be that much of a hazard, you know.