Winter Classes for Men at: THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

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This may be helpful for older boomers like me :rofl:

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, January 21, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


-- Class 1, How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
-- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours.


-- Class 2, The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
-- Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


-- Class 3, Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting
The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
-- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday10:00 PM for 2 hours.


-- Class 4, Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and
The Floor
-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


-- Class 5, After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The
Kitchen Sink?
-- Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours.


-- Class 6, Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant
Other.
-- Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


-- Class 7, Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In
The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While
Screaming.
-- Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


-- Class 8, Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To
Your Health.
-- Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


-- Class 9, Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
-- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


-- Class 10, Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She
Parallel Parks?
-- Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


-- Class 11, Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and
Wife.
-- Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


-- Class 12, How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
-- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours.


-- Class 13, How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're
Going To Be Late.
-- Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


-- Class 14, The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
-- Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to
the survivors.