babylonsister
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Wed Feb-02-05 03:49 PM
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> >>>>An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy > >>>>boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He > >>>>did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could > >>>>have > >>>>beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in > >>>>frustration > >>>>as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As > >>>>she > >>>>was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up >into > >>>>the face of a very serious police officer. > >>>> > >>>>The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her > >>>>to > >>>>the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, >photographed, > >>>>and placed in a cell. > >>>>After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened >the > >>>>door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting > >>>>officer was waiting with her personal effects. > >>>> > >>>>He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind > >>>>your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in >front > >>>>of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' > >>>>license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the > >>>>'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated > >>>>Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had >stolen > >>>>the car."
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hvn_nbr_2
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Wed Feb-02-05 08:26 PM
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1. He-he. I do notice that people with * bumperstickers tend to be |
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nasty drivers. Wonder if anyone has done a study.
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