Some Mark Russell zingers....

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from www.markrussell.net

"By now you know that White House press secretary Scott McClellan was fired for giving a direct answer at a press conference."

"The next press secretary is busy rehearsing his script: "Your question refers to one of the ongoing 37 investigations and I cannot comment. However, I can confirm that the president had Cheerios for breakfast this morning." (IMO, that was a better guess than what Snow's actually been doing!)

"Karl Rove's workload at the White House has been lightened to allow him more time with the grand jury - known in the Bush administration as Spring Break."

"Technology makes it easier to spy on your teenager. Instead of searching her bedroom, take a cue from the government and monitor her instant messaging. Big Brother, meet Big Mother."

"The White House agrees to brief Congress on the NSA eavesdropping - except, of course, those members currently under surveillance."